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That's funny, Mr. K. You would be innocent compared to someone who has been with 100 women.
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Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 83 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200 You are very likely neurotypical
Darn, I flunked.
My belief is that most people - both male and female - would prefer to be with someone who hasn't had a lot of sexual partners. I just think that people are too afraid to voice their opinion for fear that they will be labeled as being too judgmental and pious. Religion has played a lot in how I have chosen to view certain situations.
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Me grumpy?
I'm happiness challenged.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 83 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200 You are very likely neurotypical
Darn, I flunked.
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
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Yours sincerely, some dude.
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
That sounds about right.
In regards to the being compared, I also don't want to be compared to other women - so it goes both ways. If someone has been with a lot of women, all I would be thinking is that they probably would rather be with those women because they (I'm sure) are a lot more experienced than me!
_________________
Me grumpy?
I'm happiness challenged.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 83 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200 You are very likely neurotypical
Darn, I flunked.
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
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Yours sincerely, some dude.
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
This is making me laugh because I'm thinking of something that happened at the hospital this past weekend. Let me set the scene: A patient is actively dying and they are on a morphine drip to hasten the death. So this guy who is a family member to this patient comes out of the room to take a break from all the dramatics. I'm sitting there charting and sucking on a tootsie pop. Need I say more? I look up and he is just staring me down and watching my every move and I'm thinking WTF is wrong with this dude?! Then I realize it is probably because of my tootsie pop! Are you freaking kidding me?! Your family member is actively dying and you can't stop watching me suck on my lollipop? I immediately put the sucker away and surprise! He was no longer fixated on watching my every move. Honestly, that is tacky as hell. If a guy can't see me sucking on a lollipop (innocently) without getting sexual thoughts while someone is dying in the next room, there is no hope for mankind. That was just sad.
_________________
Me grumpy?
I'm happiness challenged.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 83 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200 You are very likely neurotypical
Darn, I flunked.
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
This is making me laugh because I'm thinking of something that happened at the hospital this past weekend. Let me set the scene: A patient is actively dying and they are on a morphine drip to hasten the death. So this guy who is a family member to this patient comes out of the room to take a break from all the dramatics. I'm sitting there charting and sucking on a tootsie pop. Need I say more? I look up and he is just staring me down and watching my every move and I'm thinking WTF is wrong with this dude?! Then I realize it is probably because of my tootsie pop! Are you freaking kidding me?! Your family member is actively dying and you can't stop watching me suck on my lollipop? I immediately put the sucker away and surprise! He was no longer fixated on watching my every move. Honestly, that is tacky as hell. If a guy can't see me sucking on a lollipop (innocently) without getting sexual thoughts while someone is dying in the next room, there is no hope for mankind. That was just sad.
Maybe you just made that lollipop look so good that he wanted one.
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
This is making me laugh because I'm thinking of something that happened at the hospital this past weekend. Let me set the scene: A patient is actively dying and they are on a morphine drip to hasten the death. So this guy who is a family member to this patient comes out of the room to take a break from all the dramatics. I'm sitting there charting and sucking on a tootsie pop. Need I say more? I look up and he is just staring me down and watching my every move and I'm thinking WTF is wrong with this dude?! Then I realize it is probably because of my tootsie pop! Are you freaking kidding me?! Your family member is actively dying and you can't stop watching me suck on my lollipop? I immediately put the sucker away and surprise! He was no longer fixated on watching my every move. Honestly, that is tacky as hell. If a guy can't see me sucking on a lollipop (innocently) without getting sexual thoughts while someone is dying in the next room, there is no hope for mankind. That was just sad.
Maybe you just made that lollipop look so good that he wanted one.
That could be true - it was pretty tasty.
Which leads me to the question: Did anyone ever solve how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop drop?
_________________
Me grumpy?
I'm happiness challenged.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 83 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200 You are very likely neurotypical
Darn, I flunked.
AngelRho
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Age: 46
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My body count is 6, and when that remains unchanged until I'm dead I'll be just as fulfilled. I've been married for over 10 years now, have been IAR for 17, and had a previous relationship that lasted some 6 years. If I had it to do all over again, I wouldn't go for more sexual partners, but I defo would have followed my own advice and gone out with more girls and avoided staying in a toxic relationship for so long. You live, you learn...
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
This is making me laugh because I'm thinking of something that happened at the hospital this past weekend. Let me set the scene: A patient is actively dying and they are on a morphine drip to hasten the death. So this guy who is a family member to this patient comes out of the room to take a break from all the dramatics. I'm sitting there charting and sucking on a tootsie pop. Need I say more? I look up and he is just staring me down and watching my every move and I'm thinking WTF is wrong with this dude?! Then I realize it is probably because of my tootsie pop! Are you freaking kidding me?! Your family member is actively dying and you can't stop watching me suck on my lollipop? I immediately put the sucker away and surprise! He was no longer fixated on watching my every move. Honestly, that is tacky as hell. If a guy can't see me sucking on a lollipop (innocently) without getting sexual thoughts while someone is dying in the next room, there is no hope for mankind. That was just sad.
Maybe you just made that lollipop look so good that he wanted one.
That could be true - it was pretty tasty.
Which leads me to the question: Did anyone ever solve how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop drop?
I'm sure there are plenty of fetish videos out there that answer that question lol.
AngelRho
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Joined: 4 Jan 2008
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,366
Location: The Landmass between N.O. and Mobile
Women want a guy who's had just enough sexual partners to give them a good time, and men want a woman with no sexual partners so they can't be compared to anyone else.
Cue the flame war!!
Not quite...I like when a woman has "oral skills".
This is making me laugh because I'm thinking of something that happened at the hospital this past weekend. Let me set the scene: A patient is actively dying and they are on a morphine drip to hasten the death. So this guy who is a family member to this patient comes out of the room to take a break from all the dramatics. I'm sitting there charting and sucking on a tootsie pop. Need I say more? I look up and he is just staring me down and watching my every move and I'm thinking WTF is wrong with this dude?! Then I realize it is probably because of my tootsie pop! Are you freaking kidding me?! Your family member is actively dying and you can't stop watching me suck on my lollipop? I immediately put the sucker away and surprise! He was no longer fixated on watching my every move. Honestly, that is tacky as hell. If a guy can't see me sucking on a lollipop (innocently) without getting sexual thoughts while someone is dying in the next room, there is no hope for mankind. That was just sad.
Wait...did you really just say "actively dying"???
The_Face_of_Boo
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Joined: 16 Jun 2010
Age: 41
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 32,907
Location: Beirut, Lebanon.
For those who think that both men and women prefer someone with not a lot of sex experience:
https://wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopi ... 7&t=286702
https://wrongplanet.net/forums/viewtopi ... 7&t=286702
I should be sleeping, but what was your point of that thread?
Nevermind, I need to go to bed. I have to be up early in the morning.
_________________
Me grumpy?
I'm happiness challenged.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 83 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 153 of 200 You are very likely neurotypical
Darn, I flunked.
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