- Ask her father to cut your grass and shovel your snow for you, even when he has bone cancer
- Ask her father to pull out your bathtub and reinstall a new one, even when he has bone cancer
(This is so you can lounge in it eating doughnuts)
- Keep a bottle of tequila on hand for sexual emergencies
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.