What Women Mean by "Creepy"

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11 Jun 2012, 8:31 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:

All this talk of serial killers, poems, bad grammar creeps got me all creative. It's time to creep up this thread!
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Hello there stranger,

I come from the Planet, of that which is Wrong
When I see you I want to sing song
So I r make this poem ofyour looks
You know, the hot pics of you on your facebook..

I not make love yet, but that time will come
When it just you and me and no one
Else I will get my marriage sack
And chuck you in van, not in front, in back.

Sincerely,
That creepy guy that likes you
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hahaha, oh god that was hilarious!

good job!

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11 Jun 2012, 8:36 pm

Sounds like he's begging. Only a desperate woman slower than molasses would fall for those saccharine lines.

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11 Jun 2012, 8:40 pm

redrobin62 wrote:

Sounds like he's begging. Only a desperate woman slower than molasses would fall for those saccharine lines.

Give us an example of something you think a woman would like to read/hear.

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11 Jun 2012, 9:20 pm

^

My heart aches...
Burns for you like 1000 candles
On a warm summer night

This line will get you any woman.

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11 Jun 2012, 9:23 pm

Is all in the application, my low-social-IQ counterparts!!

Incorrect application = creepy!

For instance, you may read and memorize all the pointers and advice from dating books, but we fail in the application. There's more to knowing what women like, you have to exude the correct body language, facial expression, verbal tone, timing, and many other ultra-fine nuances.

A woman may like and appreciate poetry, but a sloppy application (delivery), devoid of the correct nuances, will surely creep her out.

Women love and crave attention, but poor first impressions, and poor delivery of those critical nuances, will surely creep her out!!

It's all about delivery and properly analyzing when to back off!! !

Again, one more time... My low-social-IQ male friends.. Repeat out loud after me! "Incorrect application of attention towards a woman equals creepiness. I shall not be a creep, but learn the ways of the abysmal complexity in attracting a woman by proper delivery, and I shall learn to sense failure and immediately back off therefrom".

Yes! You've now learned the correct desired hue and consistency, but your using the wrong brush and using the wrong stroke!! Learn to apply your man-paint with the correct brush and stroke... Wax on, wax off!! !

LOL... :lol: :wink:

Even attractive adonises can appear creepy towards women with the wrong application (delivery) technique. Moreover, a fugly male who fell from the Ugly Redwood tree and hit every branch on the way down, can win the affection of a shallow female by delivering his attention correctly.

Back me up ladies!! And please elaborate for me!

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11 Jun 2012, 9:28 pm

*** I meant "...abysmal complexity of attracting..."

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11 Jun 2012, 9:33 pm

Um... Was this a love letter? I'm quite confused by it.

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11 Jun 2012, 9:55 pm

My heart throbs...
Burns for you like 999 candles
On a tepid summer night

This line will get you any woman.

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11 Jun 2012, 10:12 pm

minervx wrote:

^

My heart aches...
Burns for you like 1000 candles
On a warm summer night

This line will get you any woman.

Um, no. Just -- no. This would get the door slammed in his face.

As for the OP, actually, it was kind of endearing in a naive sort of way. A heartfelt, "you light up the room" is far better than a thousand candles. But no staring...

Edit: BTW, I wouldn't take anything on that blog to heart. I wandered around it and found the entire site to be a bit -- dare I say it? -- creepy. The blogger has a very unattractive attitude towards pretty much everyone, as far as I can tell. It was all pretty sophomoric.

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11 Jun 2012, 10:17 pm

i was being sarcastic lol

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11 Jun 2012, 10:20 pm

pschristmas wrote:

minervx wrote:

^

My heart aches...
Burns for you like 1000 candles
On a warm summer night

This line will get you any woman.

But neither can beat halogen studio lights.

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11 Jun 2012, 10:27 pm

minervx wrote:

i was being sarcastic lol

Ah... we need that sarcasm font...

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11 Jun 2012, 10:28 pm

IlovemyAspie wrote:

Give us an example of something you think a woman would like to read/hear.

"I earn $2 million a month, and I'm away for most of the year."
Women would probably jump into the marriage sack by the dozen upon hearing that.

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11 Jun 2012, 10:41 pm

HisDivineMajesty wrote:

IlovemyAspie wrote:

Give us an example of something you think a woman would like to read/hear.

"I earn $2 million a month, and I'm away for most of the year."
Women would probably jump into the marriage sack by the dozen upon hearing that.

I'd pass. Does "women" include all women?

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11 Jun 2012, 11:01 pm

Its just one those over generalized words that alot of people use.

Shoot one time a woman called me a creep for holding open the door for her. In that same week i held the door for a different woman, who then flirted with me and gave me her number(which honestly creeped me out).

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11 Jun 2012, 11:07 pm

JANUARYMAN!! ! WOW..BRAVO!! !

I am a creep
I am a wierdooo
What the hell i am doing here?
I don't belong her
auh,auh

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