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I'd have to get a tampon for the other side of my nether regions

..Prevents a heart attack? That's the only use I know for it!

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Back in Junior High, there was an urban legend that if somebody put an aspirin in the coke you were drinking that it would work like Spanish Fly.

I haven't heard about Spanish Fly in years!

It's really supposed to tickle your fancy!! !! !

Don't forget the green m&m's.

I know aspirin is a blood thinner so I'd imnagine it helps older guys get it up.

I had to google what spanish fly is. I've never heard if it. I'm probably too young.

The big thing with homos seems to be "poppers." (Amyl Nitrite) I've never tried the stuff, but I know what it does. I think it may be illegal here as I've seen people advertising it for sale on craigslist as if its difficult to get or something. Not my thing so I don't really care. Although I can't say I'd never huiff the stuff just to see what its like sometime.

We used to call that Rush,it can kill someone if they take it with Viagra.
Spanish fly just irritates the urinary tract.There were all kinds of urban legends about it,one that a girl screwed herself to death on a gear shift.Spanish fly is made from a beetle that is toxic in large amounts,not safe to take.

I took "Rush" once--about 1979.

I got a headache, and a unnatural, dizzy feeling.

Never again!

People brought it to school in the early eighties,I tried it once,yuk.It was legal at that time.I preferred to pirate the nitrous out of whipped cream cans.

I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

Well, the tequila is a dead soldier now. I looked behind the bar and can't find any moonshine. Who stocked it? What are we going to do when the booze runs out, which it will very soon since we can drink about ten times our normal amount in Alex's bar here and get falling down drunk but not feel a thing when we walk out the door. I imagine everybody is going to be pounding drinks.

I can't find the moonshine and I'm out of tequila. Is there Everclear in the back by any chance? I can't mix this with vodka or whiskey, in in this bar. Wheres the after hours stuff?

how about listerine and nyquil? We have a full case of that. And guys, other than at gay bars I have never had to buy myself a drink in a bar. I am not about to start now.

No idea, can't sleep again tonight. I think I may have been called a nasty name in another thread, but I'm not sure. Somebody was anyway. Too tired to try to figure it out. But I keep thinking of The Old Man and the Sea. "Let him think that I am more man than I am and I will be so.? or maybe, "The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!"
Anyway, did someone mention Indian food?

Yeah, I can probably do something with the Nyquil if you'll give me a couple bottles and I mix it with this vodka. I'm stocking up on after hours supplies tomorrow. And Jolly Ranchers.

Want one of these? I'll mix you one but I'm not responsible for the results.

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