Rethink your plans of taking over the world? Do you realise how much hard work and aggravation that entails? Just be happy with taking over a neighbourhood, or something.
Avoid leaving important jobs to dumb henchmen. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
Remember that tight, multicoloured, lycra costumes only look good on a handful of people. Go for the practical and comfortable wherever possible.
Avoid silly names such as megaflatulence man - sure, your enemies might fall about laughing and give you some advantage over them but they'll never take you seriously.
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Break out you Western girls,
Someday soon you're gonna rule the world.
Break out you Western girls,
Hold your heads up high.
"Western Girls" - Dragon