BANNED (The Game)

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Banned because, contrary to popular belief, ninjas [the word means 'spy' in Japanese] did not wear all black or blue clothing; during the daytime, they would had worn ordinary clothing to blend in.

Banned for breaking rules one and two of ninjas

Banned by highly visible ninjas.

Banned by an almost invisible presence.

Banned by someone wearing an Invisibility Cloak while wearing the One Ring.

Banned by a conveniently fluttering magic carpet that has seventeen clumsy clunkily clanking mechanical arms and a rather bruising attitude, it will land right on your cheekbones if you aren't looking out for it, or at least graze them so badly you'll be as rosy cheeked as a disney princess for a week.

banned by the chancellor of the ravenbase worldpoint with links to the genus Ryed inhabiting three separate points and locks in the centreplanet named Eton which is a microcosm of the universe created in seven separate segments buy the seven body parts of the God whose body became the rock unto which the planet was formed, initially being impregnated by the one legged broomface who lost her telescope in the cabin she stopped at to figure out where she was.

Banned because...the heck? What's all of that supposed to mean?

Banned for not realizing that it's the opening paragraph of the new Salman Rushdie novel.

Banned because I have specific tastes in regards to what I read.

Banned for being tasteful.

Banned for being a fast lute.

Banned for thinking everyone is trying to ban you

Banned because I wish more people would ban me.

Banned if that's what they're calling it these days

Banned because we're all at it these days.