SANTA CHRIST
He embodies the best of Christmas, and has a long history of awesomeness
(not limited to owning a rocket ship and a Harley)
so instead of submitting to real religion and being a slave, I have chosen to haphazardly yammer about Santa Christ
why?
cause it will either go unnoticed or really piss the uber christians off so much flame wars will result
I think the bible would be much better if Jesus shot lasers from his eyes, fought monsters, made really good fondu, owned a rocket, and played bass in Aerosmith
but he doesn't do any of those things, he just cures people
and thats not nearly as cool