Joined: 5 Jan 2010 Age: 50 Gender: Female Posts: 11,898 Location: Lost on Earth, waddya think?
07 Mar 2016, 6:33 pm
Only the roots are orange. The tops of carrots are green. Which is weird, because people with red hair are sometimes called carrot tops.
Why is it that when you cook a pig it's called pork, cook a cow it's called beef, cook a deer it's called venison, but chicken is still just chicken whether it's cooked or not?
Because the pig and cow and deer were brave and did not cry out when being cooked, but the chicken did. So the chicken was chicken even when being cooked.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Joined: 3 Feb 2007 Age: 57 Gender: Male Posts: 8,086 Location: swimming in the air
08 Mar 2016, 6:37 am
It would throw a fit if a fit would fit
Why don't I ever get notified about the boundless stupid threads on WP by all the stupid members on here with which I could engage stupidly and interact with socially supeperficially and occasionally?
And Drunkenly!
:drunk:
_________________ Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle -Jaleb
No. How could you be so cruel? Everyone knows hairs are actually long, skinny worms. The poor worm just wanted its freedom. How dare you want to keep it in captivity on your head?
Joined: 23 Jul 2015 Gender: Male Posts: 64 Location: UK
08 Mar 2016, 1:16 pm
TheAP wrote:
No. How could you be so cruel? Everyone knows hairs are actually long, skinny worms. The poor worm just wanted its freedom. How dare you want to keep it in captivity on your head?
Why can't we live on the clouds?
Because Sky-President Trump outlawed immigration.
Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about?