Any Asperger's jokes?
O1: [Feeble attempt at good speech] Cogito ergo sum!
O2: That was horrid!
K: I question that cogitas at all.
O1: What?
K: [While clapping] Olfacies sicvt svs mortvvs (You smell like a dead pig!)!
O1: Thank you. See, Kevin likes my speech!
O2: He could be sarcastic. Autistics can learn sarcasm, right?
K: [While clapping] Delenda tvvm labor est! (Your career is dead!)!
O1: He always says something about the lenders in his debates!
O2: Maybe he's asking you to give something back to him.
K: [While clapping] Verba tva pvtrescet!
O1: I knew you would like it.
O2: That last word sounded.. negative, don't you think?
O1: Don't be silly. He was already praising me.
K: [While exiting conversation] Non cogitasne? Qvam tristis!
Did you know Thomas Edison did not actually invent the lightbulb? It was one of his assistants. And another one of his assistants dropped it. However the second one is still lit. It has not been shut off in about a hundred years. there are many sizes and types of lightbulbs..
Thomas Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb - some other dude managed about 40 years earlier.
Can't remember who and I'm really not interested
Second, your grammar isn't correct as you state that the second assistant is still lit, which I hope is wrong
Jokes can be quite funny - and I think this one is great, though facts needs to be in place and the joke must be written cleary so you cannot interpret its meaning
Regards!
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Andreas, calling from Denmark!
Blog: http://aspieme.tumblr.com - in English: http://aspieme-english.tumblr.com
Did you know Thomas Edison did not actually invent the lightbulb? It was one of his assistants. And another one of his assistants dropped it. However the second one is still lit. It has not been shut off in about a hundred years. there are many sizes and types of lightbulbs..
Thomas Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb - some other dude managed about 40 years earlier.
Can't remember who and I'm really not interested
Second, your grammar isn't correct as you state that the second assistant is still lit, which I hope is wrong
Jokes can be quite funny - and I think this one is great, though facts needs to be in place and the joke must be written cleary so you cannot interpret its meaning
Regards!
Should that be misinterpret?
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I want to strip off, this raggedy coat of neurotypical I've carefully stitched together over the years and be what ever is underneath
Your Aspie score: 169 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 42 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie
Yes, it should
An unintended joke of some sort
I'm Danish, sorry, don't eat me
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Andreas, calling from Denmark!
Blog: http://aspieme.tumblr.com - in English: http://aspieme-english.tumblr.com
Couldn't fit you in, just enjoyed a big meal of kangaroo
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I want to strip off, this raggedy coat of neurotypical I've carefully stitched together over the years and be what ever is underneath
Your Aspie score: 169 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 42 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie
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