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31 May 2017, 12:24 pm

speed bumps are never dangerous and can not in any way endanger lives.

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31 May 2017, 2:43 pm

Theodore Roosevelt fought in the Civil War.

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31 May 2017, 2:48 pm

I am no longer Catholic. I recently converted to the Episcopal branch of the Christian faith.

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31 May 2017, 9:22 pm

I hate everything about being unemployed

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01 Jun 2017, 12:52 am

croatia invaded japan in 2755 in operation hohenzollern of the great aztec zulu war.

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02 Jun 2017, 11:26 pm

Never obey signs, they're just put there to annoy you. Especially road safety signs, Beware of Dog signs, or signs at the beach warning you that there are sharks in the water.

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02 Jun 2017, 11:57 pm

I didn't think Justin Shane's tweet about Feline Healthcare was funny at all.

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03 Jun 2017, 7:42 am

I am a patriotic Russian hacker!

And I love to freely express myself through hacking all of the time!

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03 Jun 2017, 2:30 pm

I hate playing table tennis and badminton.

I love overeating.

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03 Jun 2017, 9:25 pm

"if you work hard, you can be whatever you wanna be when you grow up."

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04 Jun 2017, 1:46 am

i am archibald wavell.

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04 Jun 2017, 1:49 am

My house is perfectly organized with a place for everything and everything in its place.

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04 Jun 2017, 9:41 am

I am still a vital, outgoing person and like myself as I am. There is a purpose for my life.

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04 Jun 2017, 2:13 pm

i can't help if if i make a scene, stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

i'm turning heads and i'm stopping traffic, when i pose they scream and when i joke they laugh.

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04 Jun 2017, 3:21 pm

I dread the day when robots take over toilet cleaning.

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04 Jun 2017, 3:52 pm

i don't want to participate in a war against robots

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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

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