at some points in my pathetic existence, showered once a day.
age 24, one time, went 216 days without shower. while going to UCSD, undergrad.
right now, 40 years old. most recent shower: february 27, 2023. went to a physicians appointment that day. @ least one previous physician has had the nerve to write "slightly disheveled" and "more disheveled" on my medical record.
in january 2024, went to an appointment with a different physician. that physician did not write anything about my appearance in the medical record. thank buddha. ("winner, winner, chicken dinner!").
right armpit and groin have rashes. however, the rashes might have been there before february 27, 2023. zero other symptoms. last year, got sick two times. each time was just a little sick, for a couple of days. zero days missed from work as a result of illness.
been wearing a mask whenever i am in public, even if there's nobody around. esp @ work. b/c coronavirus.
home depot is so dirty, nobody cares if any of the slaves have showered recently. however, i work outside as a Lot Attendant. last monday and wednesday, it was raining pretty hard. my entire worthless corpse drenched. (that doesn't count as a shower.) when i changed clothes, legs itchy out of control.
groin has been itchy, but it's been like that regardless of the date of the most recent shower.
shower curtain rod fell down in 2021, and too lazy to put it back up, and too broke to hire someone to.
around 2020, after a couple showers, scales (skin) itchy out of control.
trying to wait an entire year without showering. and after that, the next milestone: my birthday. trying to make it so that, *when i was 40 years old, i did not take a shower*.
wear clothes only once before laundering. exception: shoes. even jackets, only wear once before laundering.