Make up your own social rules

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Write down your own social rules in this thread, ones what would make you a really weird freaky person if you did them in the NT world. Write down your own social rules here and imagine that the NT world was really like it so that following the rules here wouldn't make you look weird and freaky but instead will make you socially accepted and popular.


When you want to show off an object you're obsessed with, dance around it singing a random song about it to get people to admire you and the object better

Run indoors screaming if somebody says something that has disturbed you in anyway, for example the world ending this year

If you're not sure how to answer something, say '' 'cos it's gay!'' or something like that

Yell ''hurry up!'' inpatiently in queues when you want

Doing the Mario jump whenever you're happy. Yell Mario!
Speak in newspeak...comrade that is double plus ungood.
wear your undies on your head, and get invited to Milan.

Cool topic !

- Remember not to look people in the eye, it's rude

- When speaking to someone at your university or in your class, don't speak about anything that's not directly related to the subject you study, it's rude to bring up your private/social s**t.

- Speak your mind! If you ask someone "how are you doing?" you ask for a report of the persons state at this time, it is not a greeting. If you want to greet someone say "hi" or "greetings".

- Do not engage in pointless social conversation at any time. Comments like "have you seen those new ugly shoes Jennys wearing" or "I think Jims gained some weight" are so socially unacceptable that people will spit on you.

- When speaking to someone, take your time. It's rude to not give the other people time to think about their respond. Up to several seconds is common.

- It is rude to call someone if you don't have a very personal relationship. Email exist for a reason, use it for everything!

- It is so looked down on as a social concept to just show up at someones door that doorbells have been removed and doors sound padded so there is no way to know if anyones there anyway. Send an email a week in advance if you want to visit someone! And explain what you want. "I'm coming to visit" is not an explanation but an intent.

Burping, farting and fapping allowed in public.

This would get pretty ugly.

Well, make it within reason. ''Rob a bank'' or ''punch people'' is not acceptable, but doing things that aren't breaking the law are, like doing things what are freaky in the real NT world but could be socially acceptable if more people done it naturally.

You can challenge people to a duel or to the octagon as a way to settle disputes.
Musical Thursdays. You have to sing everything.
Literal Tuesdays. You have to tell everyone what you really think about them and chart your plans of who you are conspiring to backstab in the near future.
Chutes and ladders at your place of employment and maybe some hidden trapdoors with crocodiles.
Bringing back the club the girl over the head cavemen style to dating.

When in doubt, rub your father's feet.

Confidence is a turn off, girls prefer the shy quiet, awkward guy.
Students have the right to criticize their school teachers...

Everyone must wear baby pink.

When people are annoying you, throw pudding at them.

When you don't wanna be a part of this system, THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

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When 'The Killing Moon' plays, everyone shuts up and not talk to me.

Talking to people with headphones on is an offense punishable by death.

Act all hyper, touching everything in stores and humming or whistling your favorite music. Stim in public how you would if you were by yourself (if you stim). Bluntly tell people to their faces what you honestly think of them. Interrupt others and talk about your interests.