Did you hear about the 2 psychs who went to prison?

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19 May 2012, 2:18 am

These two psychiatrists here recently went to prison. They were convicted of......

Wait for it.......

Insight trading!

Don't throw tomatoes, it's a joke. Play on words. Inside trading,(stocks) Insight trading. (therapy)

Yeah I know, boo.

I like it though. It's a funny.

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19 May 2012, 2:20 am

I don't get it.

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19 May 2012, 2:51 am

You should trade jokes with my dad sometime.

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19 May 2012, 3:11 am

now thats a funny joke

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19 May 2012, 3:31 am

redrobin62 wrote:

I don't get it.

People in the stock market are not supposed to let others know when something major is going to happen in their companies. It's illegal to tell your friends something like "We are being bought out next week and the stock will plummet, so sell while you can" and the friend sells because of the inside information. It's not legal and it's called insider trading and you go to prison for that.

Therapists gain insight into their patients minds and problems. They discuss their patients but without naming names. This is perfectly legal. They can discuss the insights they have, and as a play on words it's called "insight trading". It's legal as long as no patient confidentiality is breached.

It's a medical joke. It's funny. I have another one you might like.

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22 May 2012, 10:32 am

OliveOilMom wrote:

Well, I got it and I liked it. LOL

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26 May 2012, 12:03 pm

:lol:

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16 Jun 2012, 3:42 pm

OK how about this one.

Q, What is the difference between An Aspie and a Loan Shark?

A, One has a big intrest the othere charges a big intrest.

allright not the best but as otheres have put jokes here i thought why not.

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16 Jun 2012, 3:46 pm

How many psychs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb must really want to change.
You may have heard that one.

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17 Jun 2012, 9:05 am

OK heres another one. A group of doctors went out duck hunting early one morning. They had been waiting for this for months and were all fired up for it. They sit out in the blind for about an hour and finally they see a lone duck fly up off the water and overhead. They stand up and get ready to shoot.

The pediatrician wasn't sure if it was an adult duck or not so he decided not to shoot.
The OB/GYN thought the duck might be pregnant so he decided not to shoot.
The psychiatrist wasn't sure the duck knew it was a duck so he decided not to shoot.
The internist wasn't sure if it was a duck so he asked the surgeon "You think thats a duck?"
The surgeon, without hesitation, takes aim and fires. The duck falls to the ground. He turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that's a duck".

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20 Jun 2012, 5:30 pm

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