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Forget your blaster, what about my ship?!

Enough!I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!

You all know the mission, and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life. But I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way. Think of our heroes: the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot, or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before the network, there was the Fleet! Before diplomacy, there were SOLDIERS! Our influence stopped the Rachni, but before that, we held the line! Our influence stopped the Krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren! In the battle today, we will hold the line!

Hah! Kick him in the quad! Sorry. My father was a Krogan.

This oil derrick is over a hundred years old. Oil derricks are named after their inventor: John Oil.

I wasn't planning on living forever, anyways.

[GLASS HIM]

Think about it, will ya? What, you wanna fix all the things that go wrong? You wanna snap your fingers and erase your screw-ups? Sure, who don't?

TOUCH FUZZY, GET DIZZY!

Hey, Commander, y'know I had my doubts about the Council, but after years of ignoring your warning, they're finally willing to step up and tell us they just can't help. Did they at least validate our parking?

PAPERS, PLEASE

Shepard doesn't have a half-brother named Sheppy the Volus. No entry.

Definitely no mimes allowed! There's no box! There never was!

Objection!

HEY, YOU, LISTEN!! !! !

When fire burns, is it at war? Is it in conflict? Or is it simply doing what it was created to do? We are no different.

Blue Knight needs food badly