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You know how hit men in movies always seem to have rules against killing women and children?

Well how about a movie about the hit man who specializes in the jobs those other hit men turn down, exclusively killing women and children? Now THAT would be terrible.

A group of bank robbers try to rob a toy store late at night. The toys come to life and murder them one by one. The doors are locked. Who will survive until opening hours? Toy Story meets Night at the Museum meets Small Soldiers meets Child's Play! Murderously feminist Barbie dolls, ultra violent G.I. Joes, killer teddy bears, choking hazards, and more...

The Pet Rock Adventure

Star Trek: The Musical

Gangnam Style: The Motion Picture

Wrecking Ball (Miley Cyrus as a superhero with the power to make a giant wrecking ball grow out of her vagina)

Quentin Tarantino directs bodybuilder Phillip "The Gift" Heath in the story of Samson. The sequence where he slays a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass is shown in great detail and takes up more than half the movie.

Remakes of popular cult classics.

Godzilla Attacks Pearl Harbour
If Michael Bay can make a terrible movie based around one of the most tragic events in history then what's to stop someone screwing up history by having Godzilla attack the harbour. It would kinda make sense seeing as how Godzilla originates from Japan. Sure it would literately mess with history and tick off a lot of people, especially the survivors and their descendants but a giant lizard attacking a real life tragedy may be better than watching Ben Affleck, Kate Benckinsale and Josh Hartnett for 183 minutes doing terrible luvy duvy stuff.

Jaws 5: The Ultimate Revenge
The descendants of the past dead sharks unite to kill all the remaining members of the Brody family.

Catwoman 2
Sharon Stone returns from the grave to kill Catwoman and rule the world with her cosmetics.

The right stuff pt. 2

Chuck Yeager strives to break the Smell Barrier: to drive a vehicle faster than the speed that odor moves through the air.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2.

A movie where every single character forgets everything about their life at some random point in time every day yet still keeps the exact same routine every day with the exact same characters who are also evolving in the same way. Would make a Twilight Zone episode seem like a Disney movie.

Orcanado! Think "Sharknad" but with orcas.

A psychological thriller on how "celebrity worship" screws with people's heads.

A disaster film that parodies the chronicles of the making of a critically panned box office failure...starring Tim Allen.