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Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever thrown up?
Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?

1)...fallen asleep? I have to think on this.
2)...thrown up? I don't remeber
3)...Whopee? My first girlfriend and I
had s.x for the first time in the upper
loft of the movie theatre I lived in during
a Kong Fu film.

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

hmmm me and my girl used to do it in the laundry room, I thought that was strange.

1) On my bed, but mum had just handed me the phone to talk to my friend, and I nodded off before I had a chance to say anything.

And i've slept in heaps of places.. busses, school, friends sofas, school, the grass, the floor, chairs, in front of computers, school, ect.

2) I threw up all over the carpet.. I was half asleep and looking for a bowl.
I also threw up in a sink in the girls bathroom, but the weirdest time was in the middle of class and I held onto it in my mouth until interval, then spat it into a bush. I didn't think I was allowed to just walk out, and of course I couldn't speak..

3) I'm a virgin. But I would probably do it just about anywhere.

How did this forum end up becoming The Newlywed Game all of a sudden?

I fell asleep on top of a war memorial one night. I was drunk at the time and basically just passed out. I'm still amazed I wasn't mugged.

I threw up on the front seat of a city transit bus, right next to the driver.

I made whoopie in the car in a church parking lot one night. I heard people walking past the car but the windows were all fogged up so I didn't care.

Whqt kind of city bus...was it one of those 25-year-old GMC New Looks that operate around Canada still?

This is really becoming the newleywed game.

And now sponsered by NY171 and WrongPlanet,
the Aspie Dating game, your announcer
Ghosthunter,

and for the next contestant, and possible
relationship.........

Female seeker asks.....What was your strangest
position or dispositon of not being caught?

Aspie #1 answers...in a tent
Aspie #2 answers...ect.....!

and now a message
From your announcer, Ghosthunter,

This is definely a good thread, NY171.

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter

Last edited by Ghosthunter on 25 Apr 2005, 10:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Welcome to the Newleywed Game!

This is Bob Eubanks

Here the first question:

Where is the strangest place you...?

LOL

This should be in more in the mature forums, in my opinion

A liitle internet fun is not a crime!
This is turning out to be one of NY171's
more clever threads(Just don't throw
in you-know-who



Sincerly,
ghosthunter

Hello! Well.
I threw up by the Whit House fence. It was 1972. I was in DC to see the Federal Government for the first time. I realized Nixon was in there and my hatred of him and his wretched corrupt administration got to me. I was 21 at the time. I lost friends in Vietnam.

I had explosive sex with a sweet thing by a lagoon in Key Largo in 1966. It was firece thrashings and amazing sensation. I had a noticable limp for a week.

My question for all of you:
"Is Wron g Planet a cynical exploitation of trusting innocents?"
Audiea 4/25/05

I answer questions because I want to. I'm anything but innocent. Who are you suggesting is cynical and exploiting us?

In the back of a Greyhound bus with a total stranger, riding from San Diego to Los Angeles in 1985 on Thanksgiving Day.

1.) I once fell asleep sitting on the riding lawn mower in our garage.

2.) On a roller coaster at great america amusment park in Gurney Ill - July 25, 1992.

3.) I doubt I'll ever be able to answer this one.

WEEEE WILLLL RETUN BACK TO
THE ASPIE DATING GAME after a
brief message from our commercial
sponsors. Slight-Dramatic-Pause
and a few giggly commercials you
would probly want to forget....! !

WELCOME BACK TO THE ASPIE
DATING GAME! This is your
announcer Ghosthunter and
Host Bob Eubanks.....

And the question was?
(so the game continued on!)

Sincerely,
Ghosthunter