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15 Oct 2017, 2:19 am

What other kinds of people do you tend to bump into?



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15 Oct 2017, 4:39 am

Bumper cars!


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15 Oct 2017, 4:56 am

I was not aware bumper cars were people :o



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15 Oct 2017, 7:16 am

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^I really must agree. Ukrainian women seem inclined to be attractive and have very pretty eyes. At least, I think so. A statistically significant portion of Ukranians I've known also claim to see spirits compared to the average American I meet. Psychic personal assistants as a new job market perchance? :lol: 'Course I've only known a few, and at least half claimed to see spirits, so maybe it's just the people I meet....


No big deal. Where I come from, everyone sees spirits. But remember, before you hire this personal assistant, Ukraine is famous for Chernobyl. Besides having pretty eyes, Ukrainian women glow in the dark.


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15 Oct 2017, 1:51 pm

Krabo wrote:
No big deal. Where I come from, everyone sees spirits. But remember, before you hire this personal assistant, Ukraine is famous for Chernobyl. Besides having pretty eyes, Ukrainian women glow in the dark.


So helpful! If I drop my keys at night I can always count on a beautiful, radioactive Ukranian woman with pretty glowing eyes to help me out! :o


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15 Oct 2017, 2:23 pm

How about Bumper Stickers?


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15 Oct 2017, 8:32 pm

:bounce: how 'bout rubber baby buggy bumpers? :bounce:



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16 Oct 2017, 5:00 am

Or bumper pool?


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16 Oct 2017, 5:45 am

or bumper cars?



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16 Oct 2017, 10:57 am

Bumpy roads?


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16 Oct 2017, 12:18 pm

Like this one?

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16 Oct 2017, 12:31 pm

Chest bumps?


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16 Oct 2017, 2:37 pm

Fist bumps?
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17 Oct 2017, 12:54 am

who else had the bumps when they were young?



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17 Oct 2017, 4:23 am

Hey, how about Goosebumps? For Halloween?


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17 Oct 2017, 5:16 am

how 'bout camel bumps, Bactrian or Dromedary?