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How has your afternoon been Mr Raleigh?

Er, I just got out of bed.

This is a bit uncanny.
When I log on, there's Biggles talking directly to me.
What, you got an alarm set or something?

^ Like i said i can sense you!

Creepy much?

Did you get a good nap in bud?

Last edited by 1Biggles1 on 15 Aug 2017, 11:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.

As long as you can't smell me.

I said it was my senses but was trying to be polite on not telling you which senses they were!

Hmm.
I did tell myself I was going to start taking a weekly shower, probably on a Sunday, but that was weeks ago and I forgot all about it.
I did wash my hair 3 weeks ago.

Yes, the Earth hasn't turned to Mars just yet... Water is still in abundance here... Just a friendly heads up!

You know how they have dry shampoo?
Someone should invent a dry shower.
Maybe something like a sandblasting booth, but it leaves your skin intact.

Maybe I could lick myself all over like a cat.
I'll work on my flexibility.

They kinda do on the space station, might want to check to see what they use... But then again the time it would take to do all of that might as well hop in the shower or capsize the boat!

Even your local wildlife has taken notice and refuge!


If you are wandering why your neighborhood is quit , is because there is a 5km exclusion zone. Not watching your local news channel?

What better way to get some peace and quiet?

yeah, sometimes one has to go to the extremes to get a message across! You just kinda do it in style

Nah, I'm actually pretty clean.
I use waterless cleaning methods already - probably cleaner than most people around here - and I certainly don't stink.

You just got used to it!

Hows your lung doing bud? Clearing up a bit?