Make up a really dumb quote/question

Post Reply New Topic

why has nobody invented a silent firecracker?

Why can't they change "Independence Day" to "In Depends Day", due people soiling themselves in fear about the present and future of the US so much that they need adult diapers?

They make a big deal out of Chuck Yeager, and the breaking of the Sound Barrier.

But when are they ever going to break "the smell barrier"?
Moving faster than the rate that smell molecules diffuse through the air!

And what happens when they do achieve that?

Does breaking the smell barrier cause a stink boom!

palf is a word. so is volvap.

Save the planet, pay twice as much for plastic bags at the supermarket and donate your second hand receipts to the nearest bird nest. All proceeds from the Double Blind campaign go to raising public awareness of the scavenging nature of obese birds.

slib calbov erig zumph.

"Mom, I went to the store to get the one dozen eggs you wanted, but all they had were cartons of 12 eggs."

I think it should be spelled "ookoolehlee."

I think it oughta be pronounced as "kum-pyoo-turr."

lostonearth,

I'm not the only who hates that ad! Almost every advertisement these days centers on sex or bathroom functions, and they always come on when I'm eating. Yuck!

Speaking of absolutely gross advertising, I saw an ad for a medical program called "My Strange Addiction," in which someone said she was addicted to chewing dirty diapers. Now that's disgusting!

^ I don't think it's so much a medical program as it is a "Hey, look at this circus freak!" show disguised as one.