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if they can send a man to the GD moon, why can't they make clog-proof toilets?

"My husband and I just adopted a beautiful baby girl from China. We're both learning Chinese so we'll be able to understand her when she starts to talk."

why doesn't whiskey come with a key?

"This has been Light Yagami for Walkers Crisps. If they're good enough for Kira, they're good enough for you."

where is a Robocop when you need one?

i could never work out red traffic lights because they have never given me much to go on.

"Up next on Sakura TV- Better Barbecue with Beyond Birthday!"

I wonder what Norm Einstein would think of Al Einstein? or vice-versa?

proposed name for a charity that funds research into epilepsy : the strobe light foundation.

(conceived to represent a lighthouse, but overlooking the poor choice of words.)

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if one could start a cremation business chain, the business could be called "the phoenix factory".

ad wording: we've got plenty of priest on hand to farewell your loved ones, and our custom designed coffins are so comfortable, they'll never complain of a sore back again!"
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a TV advertisement for large company that sells bibles:

come on down to "Bibles Galore" this weekend to stock up on all your bible needs in our massive bible clearance sale !

our warehouse is bursting with bibles , so out the door they go at half price this weekend only!!
we've got new and used bibles in a vast choice of colors. our hugely popular "the bible for dummys" is disappearing fast folks! and for this weekend only, with any 2 bibles purchased, we'll throw in a free koran. that's right folks!! fill that bible shaped hole in you're bookcase this weekend !

why did god make our backsides look like an upside-down T? and not a W or Z or Q or something like that?

So annoying when commercials come on during programmes, I mean you miss part of the programme you're trying to watch!

As I said on another post, "50 is the new 30," and any similar saying of the "___ is the new ___" variety.

why can't espresso be called expresso?

If "aloha" means both hello and goodbye, how do Hawaiian people know if they're coming or going? If they're going they should say "goodbyeha" instead.

why do mouths open vertically rather than horizontally?