24 May 2005, 7:14 pm
Stardate 23052005,
Science Officer Ghosthunters log:
Emoticon's vessel. Irronicly the captain
was very similar to us if you look past
his strange outfit. The bustily female
has caused strange reactions to our
crew. A kind of primitive competitiveness
that apparently these emotioncon's
must go through.
Though emotioncon's were properly wired
for such a challenge of emotions, our crew
is not. There has been internal riverally
for her affection, or I may have mis-interpreted
that words meaning.
The ships doctor seems to have conflict
the emotioncon's doctor, and the captain
of our vessel is currenly drowling on himself
as the bustily female species of the emotion
con's is being given a tour.
Our engineer is getting overly jealous
of the finer engine depth of the other
vessel. The data swapping seems to
be going ok! But I am concerned about
this emotional riveraly that seems to be
brewing.
Hummm! Ummmm! Hummmm!
Dammit Ghosthunter? Why are you
immune to these emotions? Lt.Elfman
is assisting me, and he is too HFA-vulcan
too! I currently having to sickbay
1/2 the crew for over-emotional
stimulous couching since these emoticon's
are on are ship.
And The story continues......
Fascninating? Doctor!
"Is that all you can say"
Oh! Yeah! Ghosthunter out!
Joined: Apr 22, 2005
Posts: 367
Location: Right behind you with an
M112 Assault Rifle
Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 6:46 am
Post subject:
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Captain, Why can we nay have these engines?
They are much better than our wee diddy things.
Or at least can I attempt to steal the plans for
these engines?
I canne stand it. 1 wrong move and we could be
toast. And we canne out run them with these
engines.
*takes the power controls on the emoticon engines
offline*
Well, we can ooout run them noooooo, but I dinna
think that they will be held off for too long.
*Wanders off to work on the fighters in the shuttlebay*
Ach, even their fighters are better than ooours, although
it looooks like we may have the better pilots, ye nooo?
Meanwhile somewhere on the planet...
A creature is thinking!! !! !! !! !! !!
Post subject: Lucky bunny
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yes, yes...welcome to wrongplanet and such,
I am here now, as a point of interest when stumbling
(and that is quite literal...) upon this website...I am in
high school, my last year, which ends in four short
weeks, fortunately. Give me a buzz, lemme know who
you are, and, of course, 3'/3 |-|0|*3 _|00 |_1|<3 7|-|3
|3|_||\||\|135 45 |\/||_|(|-| 45 3'/3 |)0... heh...yes...teh
bunnies...the only safe place for me...
Stardate 24052005:
Mr.Ghosthunter, Science officer and acting
captain whilst the captain recovers in
sick bay from these emoticon guests
log:
described by the emoticon's called the Bay Area.
It is been scanned and we high concentrations
of pollution. The captain of the Emotioncon
vessel is with me on the bridge so we can
avoid future misunderstandings, and work
on our translators for them, thanks to
Lt.Sophist. Lt.Commander and Chief of
security is here too so their is some sense
of unity. We recieve a strange sound
on our communications system as we
observe this planet WetO'Dream.
Bzzzzzz! Hummm-Ummm-Hummmm
Fascinating? Hmmm?
My sensors detect a "Welcome
to Wrong Planet" scan to be
appropriate. (no communication
officer yet!) I would suggest
to the communications officer
to scan all known languages for
a reply????????.
Mr.Ghosthunter, All hailing Welcome
to Wrong Planet sent!
Mr.Ghosthunter, we are getting a
undecipherable response, I will
play it back to you!
you don't even know!
stop looking at me like that!
god! it burns!
heh heh...
think of me as a twisted person, if even that...
with very dark feelings towards...everything,
when i wish to. maybe its some sort of MPD,
or just the demons living inside of me, crushing
all goodness and innocence left over from my
younger days. after all...the mind is the first thing
to go, is it not? "
Captain, I suggest we investigate this by a research
lead by Lt.Elfman.
Current cast call!
Current Role Call as of 5/15/05':
Captain Dunctvis
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex
And introducing Lucky Bunny
as our first strange alien creature!
"any name suggestions for this creature?"
Currently Seeking roles for:
•Emoticon's captain!
•Bustily Emitioncon!
•Communications officer since
this she will be given a more
appropriate post once we find
her replacement.
•mix bag of unnamed crew members
and emoticon's.
25 May 2005, 10:02 am
I wont be able to reply to this for a few days until I stop laughing so hard. 
25 May 2005, 10:04 am
25 May 2005, 12:36 pm
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25 May 2005, 1:16 pm
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25 May 2005, 2:10 pm
Can't believe its taken me this long to get your signature...
25 May 2005, 2:30 pm
25 May 2005, 4:48 pm
Captain Dunctvis? The Emoticon
Captain is asking to speak to you.
Hummm! Ummm! Hummmm!
Doctor Sarcastic_Name? Where
is Lt. Elfman? Lt. Commander Pryaxis
?
And no Monastic you are still ships
ambassador. I cut and pasted the
the wrong roster sheet.
Commander Civet? Aren't you,
Lt.Elfman and Lt.Commander
Pyraxis suppose to be setting
up your search party team?
Hmmm? how "Executive Dysfunctional"
can you folks be, Hmmm?
Science Officer Mr. Spock out. 
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25 May 2005, 5:00 pm
Interesting Mr Ghosthunter!
Apparently the Emoticons wish to entertain us, and are quite friendly! I suggest we allow Lt. Sophist to handle this situation from here.
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25 May 2005, 6:48 pm
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26 May 2005, 12:07 pm
26 May 2005, 4:45 pm
27 May 2005, 9:35 am
Splat! a long eared and long nose
just splated in front of our main viewer?
Jarba-Jarba-Splatttttttttttttt! was his
message.
That's the Spirit! Too bad Lucas didn't think of this scenario for Episode III....It could have made alot of Star Wars fans so very happy with virtually no disturbance in The Force whatsoever.
"No Sa! Me Sa! AGHHHHAAAAAAA! SPLATTTTTT!! !" (Leaving quite a sizable dent)
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