auntblabby wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
one of the ways I keep myself going down here on earth, is gazing deeply at a Thomas Kinkaid calendar that a very nice fellow WPer sent me
, which features IMHO pictures of heavenly scenes, I put myself in those pictures, exploring the landscape and "living" inside those pretty houses with the ethereal smoke wafting from the chimneys. I gaze at the misty heavens that the treetops disappear into, and go "
AHHhhhhhh....." I tell myself that i'm in a place "
with no earthly worries...."
And then in the distance...a large lizard appears on the scene.
cue stomping, crunching and ground-shaking bass effects
My God, the Internet is like New York City... you can find literally everything there if you know where to look.
Sweet dreams, y'all... and hey, MizzLizz, nice avatar you have there...
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