39 Places To Go For A Date

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1. Bowling
2. Walk in the park
3. The best pizza shop in town
4. Geocaching
5. Pokemon Go Hunting
6. A picnic at the park
7. Haunted House
8. Scary movie
9. Romantic Movie
10. Ice Skating
11. Roller Rink
12. Music festival
13. Dumpster diving
14. Museum
15. Bike Ride
16. Back to your couch for some Netflix and Chill
17. Arcade
18. Just drive around in your car with the music blasting singing obnoxiously.
19. A hike
20. Swimming
21. Lazer tag
22. Rock climbing
23. Your bedroom
24. Ding Dong Ditching across the neighborhood
25. A sports game
26. Church
27. music concert
28. Crash a random person's wedding and hope you don't get caught
29. Rock climbing
30. Bingo at the local senior home
31. Humane society
32. The nightclub
33. Soccer field
34. Taking pictures somewhere
35. Go play some pool
36. Tennis
37. Having a pokemon battle Onix vs Cloyster
38. Log in to Runescape together and pwn n00bs in the wildy
39. Just log on to Facebook and look for events this weekend bro.



40. The strip club

Ok

I can spot at least 3 things that are more likely jokes than serious points here.

So I took my Tinder date dumpster diving the other day, it was pretty dope. Afterwards we went ding dong ditching but she wasn't into that so we went to the local mcdonalds instead but she said she wasn't hungry so we instead went to the strip club.

I later texted her and said I had a great time, she hasn't responded back to my texts though. Maybe she's busy or something...

41- Happy Meal at McDonald's, and you steal her toy too.

My Ideal Dates:

1. Cooking something healthy and watching a comedy movie
2. Shopping for video games together and play music for each other in the car
3. The arcade
4. Watching anime together

42- In an ultra-foamy Jacuzzi

43. Metal concert!
44. Renaissance festival... which I missed again this year, 3 times in a row now...I just want to dress up like a viking or something and drink some mead dammit . Anyways also rather pricey so maybe better for a relationship that's actually established then like a first date.

Ummm...some of those things can get you arrested, y'know.

Dumpster diving? REALLY? I mean, is that actually a thing? The only people I knew who did that were, like, old people trying to score fresh veggies el freebo from the nearest grocery. Or homeless people--nothing against the homeless, but just sayin'.

And ding dong ditch? Ok, how old are we?

45. Graveyard.
46. Morgue.



Oh wait. These aren't supposed to be morbid and dark suggestions, are they?

47-Masonic lodge.

Some of these could be possibilities for me: church, tennis and a Humane Society sponsored special event.

Dumpster diving is plain gross! Driving your car blasting obnoxious music is not the way to turn me on. These people are nuts and could kill you on the road.

1.Grandparents high school reunion
2.Corn eating contest
3. Listening to open mic poetry that some mopey college student wrote at a coffee shop

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