you are in somebody's house, mess it slightly up ;)

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how to tweak an acquaintance or stranger in their house when they're gone
i'd do no such thing EVAH! :o 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
get me in the right mood, and... ;) 40%  40%  [ 8 ]
I dunno... :shrug: 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
i'd rather have an ice cream! :chef: 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
i'd rather eat roast beast :chef: 10%  10%  [ 2 ]
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20 Feb 2018, 5:24 pm

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^^^OhkaBaka- it is far easier just to ignore you-know-who's ilk and the high horse they rode in on. from one NW Baka to another :bounce:


Truth.



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20 Feb 2018, 6:03 pm

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What if situation was still considered, I clearly stated I wouldn't do it. I fully understood this is a hypothetical situation... I still wouldn't break into someone's property even if chased, I would stand my ground as the law allows.


DESPERATELY want someone to fly over SH90s yacht and drop a load of horse manure on it. DESPERATELY. Can we start a gofundme for that?

I would never condone breaking into someone's house to do this sort of thing. Ever... though the ideas presented here are terribly amusing... but Major Buzzkill is desperately begging for it... c'mon... someone has to own a horse, an airplane, and know where florida is. Anyone?


That's a felony right there, the FAA would love that one and I would happily take ownership of that airplane once I sue the pilot and tap into the liability insurance associated with that airplane. I am sure my neighbors in the marina would also file suite and force them into bankruptcy :twisted:

Don't need money when your sitting in jail :lol:



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20 Feb 2018, 6:12 pm

SH90 wrote:
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What if situation was still considered, I clearly stated I wouldn't do it. I fully understood this is a hypothetical situation... I still wouldn't break into someone's property even if chased, I would stand my ground as the law allows.


DESPERATELY want someone to fly over SH90s yacht and drop a load of horse manure on it. DESPERATELY. Can we start a gofundme for that?

I would never condone breaking into someone's house to do this sort of thing. Ever... though the ideas presented here are terribly amusing... but Major Buzzkill is desperately begging for it... c'mon... someone has to own a horse, an airplane, and know where florida is. Anyone?


That's a felony right there, the FAA would love that one and I would happily take ownership of that airplane once I sue the pilot and tap into the liability insurance associated with that airplane. I am sure my neighbors in the marina would also file suite and force them into bankruptcy :twisted:


Good job PreCrime doesn't come into effect for a while :lol:


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20 Feb 2018, 6:18 pm

I would replace their regular ketchup with salt-free ketchup.



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20 Feb 2018, 6:32 pm

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Good job PreCrime doesn't come into effect for a while :lol:


Still a felony... The threat of such violence when using a airplane to dump biochemicals on my dwelling falls under terroristic threat laws. So the threat is a felony, just a different felony from actually committing the crime.



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20 Feb 2018, 6:47 pm

SH90 wrote:
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Good job PreCrime doesn't come into effect for a while :lol:


Still a felony... The threat of such violence when using a airplane to dump biochemicals on my dwelling falls under terroristic threat laws. So the threat is a felony, just a different felony from actually committing the crime.


are you sure ? they said they wanted it to happen. They never said they would do the crime they asked if someone would do it , possibly solicitation at best ? I'm guessing abetment isn't prosecutable unless the crime is done


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20 Feb 2018, 6:53 pm

Encouraging the act, is still a threat and people have been prosecuted in my state (and others I'm sure) for terroristic threats.



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20 Feb 2018, 7:02 pm

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Encouraging the act, is still a threat and people have been prosecuted in my state (and others I'm sure) for terroristic threats.



Everybody should drop cow s**t on the Whitehouse. prosecute me b***h :lol:


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20 Feb 2018, 7:06 pm

I would replace their talc with corn starch.



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20 Feb 2018, 7:12 pm

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I would replace their talc with corn starch.


You already said you would do that on 17 Feb 2018, at 1:32 am , stop being repetitive :P


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20 Feb 2018, 7:13 pm

So much for the "peaceful and tolerant" left :roll:



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20 Feb 2018, 7:15 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
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I would replace their talc with corn starch.


You already said you would do that on 17 Feb 2018, at 1:32 am , stop being repetitive :P


ok then, i'd replace their memory medicine [and take it myself] with brand x ;)



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20 Feb 2018, 7:18 pm

auntblabby wrote:
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I would replace their talc with corn starch.


You already said you would do that on 17 Feb 2018, at 1:32 am , stop being repetitive :P


ok then, i'd replace their memory medicine [and take it myself] with brand x ;)


that's better :)


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20 Feb 2018, 7:19 pm

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So much for the "peaceful and tolerant" left :roll:


Eh? I've never claimed to be any of those 3 things :P


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20 Feb 2018, 7:46 pm

I would replace their prep-h with pimple cream [or vice-versa] :mrgreen:



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20 Feb 2018, 7:59 pm

replace their prep-h with Deep Heat / Mentholatum Deep Heating Rub


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