smudgedhorizon wrote:
^^^Men can f%7# dogs, bottles, cattle
Hahahahahahaha!! !! ! *gasping_for_air*
Ok, true story, and I sh¡+ you not:
There was this guy at my school who used to bully me and certain others. Some of his buddies were hanging out at his house when he says, “hey you see that cow right there? Ima f%7# it!” So, *snort* he drops his pants and does it!
So, naturally, the story got around and his buddies all confirmed it until he started threatening them, I suppose.
One day I was on the school bus when he started his usual antics with us lower life forms. At this point in my life and despite being a total wimp I’d developed quite a high tolerance for pain. He starts giving me a hard time, so I came back with “yessir, whatever you say, Cowpoke.” And I couldn’t stop laughing. Here he is punching me and beating me to a bloody pulp in front of everyone and I can’t stop laughing. I mean, I’m in hysterics and still calling him a cowpoke every time he hits me. Next thing I know, everyone on the bus is pointing and laughing and chanting “Cowpoke! Cowpoke! Cowpoke!”
That ended his bullying days, and I think after the next school year he quietly disappeared.
I heard he eventually did get married. I heard she was a real cow. *snort* *snicker*