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11 Mar 2024, 10:37 am

"I cant speak english" barked the dog loudly.


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11 Mar 2024, 1:56 pm

"me learn talk pretty one day," said the turd.



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13 Mar 2024, 6:36 pm

What the beep beep was that?
Said the car.
As it swerved to avoid an ant.


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13 Mar 2024, 7:02 pm

"What the green was that?" said the paint.


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13 Mar 2024, 10:52 pm

Never smile at a butterfly....!


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14 Mar 2024, 1:27 pm

The crow on the telephone wire shouted "Radio!"


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14 Mar 2024, 1:29 pm

the politician bird on the fence cawed, "noncommittal."



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14 Mar 2024, 5:13 pm

McNoo! said the hamburger as the guy opened his mouth.


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15 Mar 2024, 4:30 am

"This is nuts!" said the half-eaten banana.


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18 Mar 2024, 11:01 am

"These chips taste like plastic" said the lady as she walked out the cassino.


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18 Mar 2024, 7:22 pm

"This is nuts" said the chocolate aficionado


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18 Mar 2024, 11:19 pm

"The wheels on the bus go round and round..." said the bus driver as he sat on the swing.


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07 Apr 2024, 8:43 am

"I can see you!" Laughed the moon as it hid behind a cloud!


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