Tips for Supervillains

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Do NOT put Batman in some kind of over-elaborate death machine that kills people less efficiently than a machete... simpy shoot him in the face... you're a criminal... of course you have a gun!

If you have a shard of kryptonite and Superman has unwittingly exposed himself to it; do NOT gloat about how clever you are... simply stab Superman with it in the face... note: it's unlikely he'll go down easy so prepare to sweat it out!

Do NOT give the good guys clues in the form of contrived riddles. If you must use riddles make sure they are complete gibberish "Where could one find a Benthamite Unicorn in Belgian Applesauce?" is a good example...

Do NOT psychologically torment Doctor Bruce Banner... just shoot him in the forehead while you still have a chance... if you don't have a gun you really have to re-think your logistics...

Do NOT attempt to torture Spider-Man by kidnapping someone he loves... it is not a good idea to get a man who can Shot-Put a Volkswagen angry at you...

Do NOT put the Flash in a direct combat situation... instead take advantage of the fact that he probably has a raging case of ADHD... try hiding clues in an encyclopedia or boring magazine...

Do NOT get in a fistfight with Buffy... I don't care what type of one-note superpower you have... she does nothing but defeat people like you in fistfights... try to send Anthrax germs to her in a package marked "delicious chocolate"...

On no accounts should you explain your over-complicated plan to the good guys... they probably work as reporters or have contacts in the legitimate media...

Never monologue. The hero always escapes.

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That's from the Incredibles...

It's called Monologue...

Do NOT tie up the hero and put him someplace with something sharp or something made of glass... that's just crappy inventory management...

BWAHAHAHAHA

http://www.angelfire.com/anime/Slacker/girl.txt - if you ever become a magical girl.

Loads of things on here:

http://www.evilrulers.com/

Learn to recognize people. Some heros like Superman don't have good disguises. Even though the the hero usually cant recognize anyone when its obvious.

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Dont kidnap girls to be your queen. Thats just wrong and stupid even for bad guys.

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Clothes that stand out are a bad idea, at least when running away.

Usually, overly complex plans don't work.

If you do capture the hero, SHOOT HIM... not leave him to be cut in half by a super slow laser....

Never go up against someone whos only weakness is a radioactive alien rock, which therefore is potentially harmful to you also....

Make fun of a hero wearing tights and underwear.

My favourite supervillain is Galactus. He don't need no tips.

I like hannibal lecter, though i wouldn't call him a super villian. He's my role model.

No wonder you've got that avatar.

Hmm... this is a tough one for me. I like Dr. Doom (not because of the movie its because I read the comics)

I like Magneto to, the fact that someone is different and tries to stand up for his kind.. now thats a cool villan

I wish I had his powers..

he he, nice to see another Marvel comics fan! Yeah, I love Magneto too, in fact sometiems I agree with his philosophies more than I do the X Men! Terrible huh, although he is sort of an anti- hero.

I wasn't gonna bother seeing the Fantastic Four film, I love the 60s Lee/Kirby comics but I've heard the film isn't that good. Will you see it Spectre?

Are you named after the DC Spectre ?

Darth Vader.