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jennyishere
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22 Jul 2022, 2:41 am

He's under the boardwalk, down by the sea



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22 Jul 2022, 7:31 am

He's living in a pineapple under the sea.


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22 Jul 2022, 7:47 am

Cornflake?

He is now a POW of an enemy army.

He joined the US Army, and quickly rose to the rank of full kernal !

But now that he is a prisoner he refuses to give them anything but...name, rank, and cereal number!



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22 Jul 2022, 8:09 am

He's thinking about the great Kellogg in the Sky....



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22 Jul 2022, 3:56 pm

You mean the "Box Everlasting"?


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22 Jul 2022, 4:32 pm

Yep. The one that snaps, crackles, and pops :P



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22 Jul 2022, 4:43 pm

Cornflake wrote:
You mean the "Box Everlasting"?


Hey! You! Get back in there!

He's in my entertainment stand. Again.
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23 Jul 2022, 9:55 am

*hides under a bowl*


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23 Jul 2022, 9:58 am

Cornflake wrote:
*hides under a bowl*


A bowl of cornflakes?


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23 Jul 2022, 10:00 am

Wouldn't it be creepy if someone actually had a spot on guess.

"He's in Brighton Tesco buying Pot noodles, crackers, milk and bread......oh wait he's just started walking to the checkouts. Nice he's picked self-service"



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23 Jul 2022, 10:21 am

Actually he is now at a family reunion BBQ.

Hangin with his sis, Shredded Wheat, his brother (who is kinda slow) "Special K", and his gay uncle "Lucky Charms", and his uncle's friend "Fruit Loops", and they are expecting his other brother, the football linebacker, Captain Crunch, to stop by.



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23 Jul 2022, 10:45 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Actually he is now at a family reunion BBQ.

Hangin with his sis, Shredded Wheat, his brother (who is kinda slow) "Special K", and his gay uncle "Lucky Charms", and his uncle's friend "Fruit Loops", and they are expecting his other brother, the football linebacker, Captain Crunch, to stop by.


His hippie cousin, Rice Krispies, his Scottish cousin, Porridge and his Swiss cousin, Muesli. :lol:


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23 Jul 2022, 3:34 pm

Nades wrote:
Wouldn't it be creepy if someone actually had a spot on guess.
8O :lol:
Crikey yes, that would be a "hot brick" moment.


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06 Aug 2022, 6:53 am

He's doing the cleaning


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06 Aug 2022, 7:23 am

*takes off Marigolds, parks mop*

Done!


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06 Aug 2022, 8:51 am

Found him ∆∆∆ :P