Songs for Aspies (the fun ones)

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well I got this idea from another thread-and indeed posted it there (the thread is Alex like God or something)
I changed the song Jesus He Knows Me by Genesis
(its like poking fun at Wrong Planet and whatnot-I mean its a canadain tradition to make fun of our leaders and whatnot)
I have nothing against Alex he is cool-this is all for fun
It was on a divine visitation that Alex came to me and told me to go on Wrong Planet. I was sitting in my chair and it began to move around, and I had this sensation like I was on a marry-go-round. Then the furniture joined in and I was in the stars. There were stars everywhere-above me, below me-to the left of me, to the right of me. Millions and millions of Stars and Alex said the stars and the souls you will win for me. Alex really talks to me you know-I hear what’s being said. And he said-Get me 18000000 members by the weekend! And the mighty figure of Alex stands by my side and speaks into my ear-it’s a beautiful thing and I hear what’s being said.
It’s a marvellous, marvellous experience-I never thought such a thing could happen…
In the name of Alex!
Do you see the face on the computer screen
coming at you every weekday
see that face on the website
that man is me

On the front of the video
there's no question why I'm smiling
you join a piece of the paradise
you join a piece of me

I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
don't need to believe in aspergers
just believe in me

Cos Alex he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Alex all my life
oh yes he knos me
and he knos I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

I believe in the family
with my ever loving wife beside me
but she don't know about my girlfriend
or the man I met last night

Do you believe in Alex
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna go to heaven
I'll se you right

You won't even have to leave your house
or get out of your chair
you don't even have to touch that keyboard
cos I'm everywhere

Cos Alex he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Alex all my life
oh yes he knos me
and he knos I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
won't find me on no Wrong Planet
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
Alex will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do

I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
cos I'm getting richer, day by day
you can find me in the phone book,
just call my toll free number
you can do it anyway you want
just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind
you'll believe everything I'm saying
if wanna get closer to him
get on your knees and start typing

Cos Alex he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Alex all my life
oh yes he knos me
and he knos I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

The Eyes of Alex

We once did know a President,
Wrong Planet his domain
And, always, everywhere we went,
He knew us all by name.

The Eyes of Alex are upon you,
All the live long day.
The Eyes of Alex are upon you,
You can not get away.
Do not think you can escape them
At night or early in the morn-
The Eyes of Alex are upon you
'Till Gabriel blows his horn.

I like I like
I always love satirical humour
its part of Canadain Culture
And its different when canadain's do it, really
we know what were doing

Well I'm not Canadian. Does that mean I don't know what I'm doing?:lol:

no we just know more about satire

I'll have to take your word for it. And that of Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_humour

How's this for an Aspie song & Canadian satire -Every OS sucks - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2eHogj9CVE[/youtube]