"This is my first date. Ever."
"I think your cats are just as cute and precious as everybody else's cats."
"No, I do not want to read your rambling, emo-laden, freeverse poetry."
"I have no arrest warrants in this state."
"The Smith & Wesson .45 magnum revolver is good, but I would rather have a Browning 9mm with a full clip."
"The FBI's Witness Protection Program never offers as much protection as it should."
"This is MY dessert! Order your own!"
"Even a McDonalds' Happy Meal is better than prison food."
"My therapist said, . . . <anything>"
"I find it interesting that your background check says, . . . <anything>"
"I would never raise or support some other man's kids."
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