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Christopher Robin: "You know Pooh, i'm not going to do just nothing anymore."
Pooh: "Never again?"
Christopher Robin: "Well, not so much...Pooh, when i'm away just doing nothing, will you come up here sometimes?"
Pooh:"You mean alone? Just me?"
Christopher Robin: "Yes."
Christopher Robin: "And, Pooh promise you won't forget me...ever?
Pooh: "Oh, I won't Christopher Robin, I promise"
Christopher Robin: "Not even when i'm a hundred?"
Pooh: "How old shall I be then? "
Christopher Robin: (laughing) "99, silly old bear."

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. ~Angelina Jolie.

Oh, so now you say that life sucks? Well, 99% of life is what you make of it... so if your life sucks, you suck. ~Suicidal Tendencies

How sexy am I now? Huh? F***er! How sexy am I now? ~Malory / Natural Born Killers

The night time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, feaver, so you can rest medicine. ~Nyquil

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ~A. Whitney Brown

I think therefore I am dangerous ~ Unknown

On with the show...This is it. ~The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show

I just wish I could remember quotes. I've never had a memory for those types of things.

Homer Simpsons yearbook quote
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Barney Gumble's
"I swear I had pants on when i got here"

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

French author Collette

The man who can continue to drive himself once the effort gets painful is the one who will win.

Roger Bannister

It was never good for my self-confidence to do anything half well.

Roger Bannister, in his autobiography The Four Minute Mile

My favorite quote is from Star Trek's Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Steward) in the episode ‘The Drumhead’, "There are some words which I have known since I was a schoolboy. 'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.' These words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie -- as a wisdom, and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged."

"Arrgh! Curse those clever Americans! Their plane flies too high and too fast!" from a Soviet Pilot on a T-Shirt I have now

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."

- Groucho Marx

"To err is human - and I never want to stop being human."

"L'enfer, c'est les autres."

"And the pantaloon duck white goose neck quacked, 'Webcore, webcore' "

"good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun" - Army of Darkness

"those with weak stomachs should watch neither sausage nor legislation being made - Otto Von Bismark"

In the beginning woman was the sun. Now she is like the moon.-- Hiratsuka Raicho
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. -- Carl Marx
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.-- United Negro College Fund

In the beginning woman was the sun. Now she is like the moon.-- Hiratsuka Raicho
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. -- Carl Marx
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.-- United Negro College Fund

"The nice thing about family is that you get to spend time with people who might not otherwise let you into their living rooms to play with their children." Cary Tennis

"Writing is a cop-out. An excuse to live perpetually in fantasy land, where you can create, direct and watch the products of your own head. Very selfish." Monica Dickens

No idea if this musical exists in English so I'll loosely translate:

"Being an adult - what would it mean?
Being reasonable - who is that?
I am me and you are you
that is all I know." from Tabaluga

"Don't just eat that hamburger - eat the hell out of it." - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

"Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and antrhopology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. As pointed out above, the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness." - Theodosius Dobzhansky

Every single fundie Christian needs to read this quote over and over again until it is embedded in their minds. And then follow it up with this quote from the same guy:

"The evolution of life, and the evolutionary origin of mankind, are scientifically established as firmly and completely as any historical event not witnessed by human observers. Any concession to anti-evolutionists, suggesting that there are scientific reasons to doubt the facticity of evolution, would be propagating a plain untruth."

And fundie Muslims should read this quote:

"Religion is very easy and whoever overburdens himself in his religion will not be able to continue in that way. So you should not be extremists, but try to be near to perfection and receive the good tidings that you will be rewarded." - Muhammad