Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian (Evil Bible)
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I suddenly feel like subverting that by using the data of the sun going Nova in a Sci-Fi... Nothing like saying that the world will end in more than thousand years...
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I suddenly feel like subverting that by using the data of the sun going Nova in a Sci-Fi... Nothing like saying that the world will end in more than thousand years...
Quite appropriate whenever you see astro-physicists walking around with sandwich signs.
well, it was kinda surprising for me to see that considering he defends freedom of speech, I mean, it happens that sometimes someone is accused of being a troll for being unPC, and it appeared to me that that would have been one of those cases. Not to mention that I never took it as something being aimed to members from this site, hence my reply of printing it and showing to few christians I know.
I don't have an issue with people being "unPC." This was just obvious trolling. I don't see how I am contradicting my stance on free speech by pointing out that in this case MrMark was acting like a troll. He can post what he wants, I can criticize it. Free speech all around!
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9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
You made me laugh.
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well, I actually don't see what is so obvious about, and it seems to be another case of troll being in the eye of the beholder, in which the term "obvious" becomes questionable, I mean, the issue of wanting to bash the christians from this forum, is something that I doubt, and considering that this was aimed to a fundamentalist position and being quoted from a third party website with a link provided to it, I don't think that to be enough to qualify as trolling behaviour, so I wouldn't be convinced. Posting the very same thing in a christian-only forum or thread, then that would be another issue in which the trolling would actually fit more, and it is not because MrMark was the one who posted, as one could think of appeal to authority or something of the like, which I believe it would be understandable, but if that was posted by a well known atheist here instead, I would still fail to see that as trollish behaviour. Heck! worse things are said in other discussions here regarding the issues about Christianity and no complain about it, when it comes to trolling.
And I can get wether the joke is considered to be bad or of bad taste, but trolling, I highly doubt it.
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I agree with Greenblue; there were as many people amused by that list as offended by it. I am not sure it was aimed only at fundamentalist though. The author's intent might have been to bash all Christians, but that doesn't prove that was MrMark's intent.
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Out of curiosity, does anyone have a citation for this?
"7 is prime" is falsifiable.
"8 is prime" is falsifiable.
"9 is prime" is falsifiable.
There is no physical evidence possible for these.
I'm pretty sure the usual meaning of falsifiability a la Karl Popper (which would be the relevant person and usage here) is in terms of observations, physical experiments. Mathematical statements are tautologies and are not the same kind of thing.
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Ummm.... you'll have to explain what exactly you mean, and explain to me what "bully gang" there is, how this bullying works, and how it is unnatural and not right, and explain to me what would actually be natural and right.
Well, there isn't "policing", but popularity is hard to deny in social behavior. I mean, if you disagree with a person's ideas, you'll criticize these ideas. If a lot of people criticize an idea, then they will feel like there is a hostile audience. If this happens, then they are more likely to post less on these matters. This is all completely natural, and hard to avoid when dealing with people. So, I don't see how your criticism fits in, if you want to explain it, go ahead.
In other words, this forum is a snapshot of society where the Mob Rules. That is a slippery slope I think I will have to pass up.
No, it isn't. Rather, in this forum, argument rules. If more people happen to take one particular side, that can make the person defending against multiple people's arguments by themselves feel annoyed. This is a natural result of people being allowed to select their own opinions.
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I label this thread "epic fail."
Seconded, now in regard to another member who re-posted the same garbage as the moderator/OP did a year and a half ago.
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Are there any specific points with which the local Christians would disagree?
This local Christian finds the original list mostly funny. An extreme exaggeration like most top ten lists are, that sadly might accurately describe a very small percentage of all the Christians ... thank God for the very small percentage part.
I've long seen the inconsistencies in my own religion, but they don't seem like a big deal when you consider the Bible to be God inspired stories, not a completely accurate recorded history; and consider certain constructs to be unknowable mysteries, and not absolutes. The majority of Christians are not literalists.
That said, it looks like there was some ugliness in this old thread and I'd rather lock it, if there are no objections (giving some time for those objections to appear).
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Are there any specific points with which the local Christians would disagree?
This local Christian finds the original list mostly funny. An extreme exaggeration like most top ten lists are, that sadly might accurately describe a very small percentage of all the Christians ... thank God for the very small percentage part.
I've long seen the inconsistencies in my own religion, but they don't seem like a big deal when you consider the Bible to be God inspired stories, not a completely accurate recorded history; and consider certain constructs to be unknowable mysteries, and not absolutes. The majority of Christians are not literalists.
That said, it looks like there was some ugliness in this old thread and I'd rather lock it, if there are no objections (giving some time for those objections to appear).
Why not lock the new one instead? http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt135510.html
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