Then God woke up from that rest he took so many moons ago and decided to pay our place a visit.
So many people clamored to speak to him. 'You've come to take us to heaven!"
God gave a little chuckle, "No no, you've been reading that hacked story that your fellow inhabitants wrote! There's no leaving this place once you get sent HERE! You are all in hell. Isn't it starting to warm up? I've come down to stoke the fires a bit."