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Forum: The Haven Topic: Dear "You"...From "Me"-Letters Unsent |
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Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 11:44 pm
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| Dear Chloe, (my loving little kitty) Could you kindly go into the other room when you feel the need to expel noxious amounts of flatulence. I know that you are a cat and all...but I don't (usually) walk over to your food bowl and bust ass while you are eating. It's just not polite. Also, please do n... |
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Forum: The Haven Topic: Dear "You"...From "Me"-Letters Unsent |
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Posted: 21 Dec 2007, 1:16 am
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Dear Iggy (the cat),
Why does your head smell so bad? Did you eat a dead dolphin? Possibly eat scum off the bottom of a pond? Oh, and I am sick of cleaning the drool on the floor. You're cute but gross.
Love,
Your Human. |
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Forum: The Haven Topic: Dear "You"...From "Me"-Letters Unsent |
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 8:54 pm
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| Dear Person at the Gym Who Insists On Marinating Herself in Perfume Before Commencing Her Workout, Um, did you not read the sign in big letters that says FRAGRANCE FREE ZONE? Or are you that self-centered that you think you are above all the rules, and f**k whoever has severe allergies to your god a... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Lack of Legal Sex Options for Aspie Males |
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 1:00 am
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Replies: 83
Views: 2,499
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it will be different once you go to university or college... or just simply move out on your own.  |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Lack of Legal Sex Options for Aspie Males |
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 12:52 am
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Replies: 83
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fabshelly wrote: Big ole chunk of something missing.
nicely put.
not sure i'd miss that though... |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: The Fall of Western Civilization |
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 12:49 am
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Replies: 117
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| would seem like the capitalist war machine is bringing us into some weird place i agree. and it's going to get worse before it gets any better. i'm not sure that we'll completely off ourselves, but i think we're going to do a lot more damage before certain super powers get their heads out of their ... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Lack of Legal Sex Options for Aspie Males |
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Posted: 19 Dec 2007, 12:43 am
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Replies: 83
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fabshelly wrote: Yeah, I tried an NSA relationship. A couple, actually. Sucked.
sucked how, exactly? |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Lack of Legal Sex Options for Aspie Males |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 10:13 pm
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Replies: 83
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Space wrote: ^^this isn't difficult when you are a woman. That's good if it works for you though.
i thought it wouldn't be difficult either, but you'd be surprised...
most of the guys i talked to were skeptical that a woman would want a 'no strings attached' relationship. |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: new and awkward. |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 10:05 am
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Replies: 31
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| bro? i think not. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Lack of Legal Sex Options for Aspie Males |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 10:03 am
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| perhaps this is going to sound weird... but hell, everything i do/say pretty much sounds weird. recently i hooked up with someone who was not interested in having a relationship... which is great. suits me just fine. i call him up, ask him what he's up to, if he's not busy he invites me over. there ... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: acceptance? |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 9:49 am
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| i also feel like i'm cursed. or demented. something... i'm always wondering what the hell is wrong with me, aside from the fact that i have AS - which is not 'visible' to the naked eye. i must send out this unapproachable vibe. i try to be a pleasant person. i just figure it has to do with the way t... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: How do you make a girl laugh? |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 9:31 am
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i'm trying to think of what makes me laugh...
usually the only way to make me laugh is to have the same warped sense of humour as me. |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: new and awkward. |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 9:28 am
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| thank you everyone for the warm welcome! |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Eligible Odd-Bods! - The Premier Aspergian Singles List |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 3:24 am
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| i don't know... i thought we were having some sort of weird contest. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Eligible Odd-Bods! - The Premier Aspergian Singles List |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 3:18 am
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| well, people of all ages don't want to date me... so, i guess we're even? |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: new and awkward. |
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Posted: 17 Dec 2007, 3:15 am
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Replies: 31
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i couldn't even get out of my driveway... and then the snowplough didn't come by until 4 pm!!  |
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