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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Moderators, please read post; Honorific Bigotry |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 20 Dec 2005, 4:53 pm
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Replies: 32
Views: 3,275
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Masturbation - your thoughts on it? |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 18 Nov 2005, 8:59 am
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Replies: 482
Views: 8,388
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What is wrong with my body!! !! 
I masturbate 8 times a day, and have orgies with Maggie Thatcher, David Davis and Anne Widdecombe.
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: halloween: opportunist goth thread! |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 23 Oct 2005, 4:11 pm
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,878
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| Why do we need ghosts and ghost stories when you've got me!! !! ! :skull: Remember, I'm not going to hurt you. I would like to hurt you, but I won't. :lol: :lol: Now that I am retired from the Conservative Party, I have got more time to come and visit you all for a little spooky experience! Hecate, ... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Unite against the hackers!! ! |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 20 Oct 2005, 5:42 pm
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,358
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As a representative of the Conservative Party, I say we must unite against the terrorist hackers getting at our site.
But only if you vote Conservative. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What is the oldest person you'd sleep with? |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 10 Oct 2005, 11:39 am
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Replies: 108
Views: 2,114
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| I used to have a "limit" of 25. But Chris Cornell is really hot, and he is like.. 41 I think? I cant think of anyone else who is older than that... Suggestions please. and they better be hot. No-one is hotter than Michael Howard, Leader of the Conservative Party. I'm only 63, with a distinguished a... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: For the females who've had sex. |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 08 Oct 2005, 10:34 am
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Replies: 32
Views: 1,333
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hale_bopp wrote: I don't want a guy with a huge dick. It would hurt too much.
I also feel like i'm way behind and guys wouldn't want to bother with someone so inexperienced.
I have got a very big penis. It is six and a half miles long. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: pleasure and self |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2005, 3:12 pm
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Replies: 113
Views: 2,649
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kevv729 wrote: You better start confessing now Michael_Howard before it is to late for YOU.
Oh, it doesn't matter what I say now. I am 63 years old, and my political career is over!! !! |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: A Conservative greeting |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2005, 3:10 pm
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Replies: 32
Views: 3,206
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vetivert wrote: quack, quack!
Oh, yes, I've got my little eye on you. You are my big rubber duckie, but only if you vote Conservative!! ! I'm looking for a one-night-stand in the Bristol area, and you my dear are the perfect candidate  ! !! |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: pleasure and self |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2005, 12:36 pm
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Replies: 113
Views: 2,649
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You don't like me admitting all my little dirty secrets????
Well, I also have a penis vibrator permanently attached to my little bishop, in case your wondering why I always have an inane grin on my face all the time. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: When did you convert to your political ideology???? |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2005, 12:33 pm
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Replies: 74
Views: 8,394
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| I've always been a Conservative. :wink: As soon as I learnt that my Dad came over here as an immigrant, I've decided to wage a Holy War on immigrants. I know it doesn't make sense, but then again, I never make sense!! ! I think we need to concentrate on the forgotten majority of this country who sho... |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: A Conservative greeting |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2005, 12:27 pm
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Replies: 32
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| Yes but was Charles Kennedy any good in bed? I feel I have a right to know this in making my decisions at the ballot box! :wink: well, that's between me and charlie but all i can say is that it's true what they say: red-heads ARE good in bed! :D Are you saying that I'm not good in bed, my little ru... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Fantasies: The 18+ Version |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 07 Oct 2005, 10:49 am
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Replies: 58
Views: 1,275
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Oh, I still dream of Maggie in the night, longing for the good old days when she was in power in the 80's. 
Never mind, I'll soon join her in the old people's home. |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: A Conservative greeting |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 06 Oct 2005, 5:23 pm
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Replies: 32
Views: 3,206
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| That's what worries me about people like you Michael, you're all suits, hair gel and smarmy smiles making you popular with other such conservative dinosaurs but when it comes down to it you are running down this country with your backwards thinking! Oh yes. I agree. But I have done very well out of... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Eligible Odd-Bods! - The Premier Aspergian Singles List |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 06 Oct 2005, 5:20 pm
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Replies: 3,834
Views: 1,538,132
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Well-Heeled male, aged 63, looking for aspie Lady (must be Conservative) to spend my retirement with.
Other info: Has own political party, kids, grandkids, and a lovely charm.
PM me if interested. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: pleasure and self |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 06 Oct 2005, 5:14 pm
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Replies: 113
Views: 2,649
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| I have an orgy 8 times a day in between Parliament sessions. Maggie is always up for it!! !! |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: A Conservative greeting |
| Michael_Howard |
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Posted: 06 Oct 2005, 5:10 pm
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Replies: 32
Views: 3,206
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eamonn wrote: It's most unlike me to insult a fellow wp member but there is something of the night about that guy! 
Oh, no. You have me all mistaken Eamonn. I would never harm a baby, (even though I want to!! ). I am charm itself, don't you know. |
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