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 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Man LIGHTS HIMSELF ON FIRE outside Trump Trial

Posted: Yesterday, 5:18 pm 

Replies: 14
Views: 372

I don't really know anything about crypto. Except that it sounds like it can be used to weaken Superman. Or is that the name of his dog?

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: For older folks, do you still feel young for your age?

Posted: Yesterday, 5:13 pm 

Replies: 24
Views: 646

No, I feel extremely old when the younglings don't have a clue about anything that was popular from the 2010s or earlier. Or they make fun of you and call you a boomer if you remember. Or when they ask things like "What did people do while on the toilet before they had phones?" They've nev...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Funny, corny joke thread

Posted: Yesterday, 5:05 pm 

Replies: 290
Views: 115,783

Why wasn't the life guard able to rescue the drowning hippie?

Because he was just too far out, maaan.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Do you think it will ever be possible to go back in time?

Posted: Yesterday, 5:02 pm 

Replies: 17
Views: 400

Maybe people have gone back in time, but they rapidly got younger and younger and then disappeared when they passed the date they were born. I remember in Calvin and Hobbes, Hobbes asked Calvin why this *didn't* happen to them when traveling back in time, and Calvin said "I'd explain it, but th...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you UNHAPPY today.

Posted: Yesterday, 4:56 pm 

Replies: 31,969
Views: 1,115,229

I was going to open a can of tomato soup, and I couldn't find the can opener. I searched all through the kitchen and couldn't find it. Maybe I just put it somewhere that wasn't the kitchen, but I don't know. I managed to open the can with a knife, but if I don't find the can opener soon I'm going to...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Random Questions

 Post subject: Re: Random Questions
Posted: Yesterday, 12:45 pm 

Replies: 41
Views: 1,748

I don't know I haven't watched the movie. But if a superhero had to smash right through my window to beat up some crook robbing my apartment and then untie me I'd be like, hey (superhero's name), I really appreciate you coming to my rescue, but couldn't you have just used the door? You do know how e...

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Man LIGHTS HIMSELF ON FIRE outside Trump Trial

Posted: Yesterday, 12:36 pm 

Replies: 14
Views: 372

I read that the man died later, and he clearly had mental health issues.

It takes a special kind of suicidal to deliberately set yourself on fire. That is not a pleasant way to die. And if you do survive it's going to feel like you're dying, even first degree burns are really painful.

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Scientists Unlock the Mystery of How Humans Taste Bitterness

Posted: 19 Apr 2024, 5:02 pm 

Replies: 1
Views: 117

Apparently not liking the bitter taste of some foods as an adult in society means you're childish and immature. And not just because your taste buds may be more sensitive than those of other adults.

And yet we supposedly childish and immature adults are probably less likely to get fatally poisoned.

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: I don't believe in "age appropriate" interests

Posted: 19 Apr 2024, 1:25 pm 

Replies: 17
Views: 1,488

I'm a "Disney adult", which is a million times more cringy than being a Looney Tunes adult. I walk around in public shamelessly wearing t-shirts with Mickey or Minnie Mouse while carrying a Minnie shopping bag. I like many other cartoons from The Golden age of animation as well. I have plu...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Were you an active child?

Posted: 18 Apr 2024, 9:01 pm 

Replies: 17
Views: 3,529

I was not very active as a child and would rather read, draw, watch TV or role-play with my toys. My mother grew up in an era when parents made their kids practically live outdoors, especially summer, and she was always trying to get me to go outside more and run around because of my weight problem....

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Epicness of Lady Columbia

Posted: 18 Apr 2024, 11:49 am 

Replies: 11
Views: 1,192

Canada also has its own personification named Johnny Canuck. In early political cartoons he was portrayed as the younger cousin of Uncle Sam and John Bull, and was often shown resisting their bullying.

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: Hawks vs. Doves

 Post subject: Re: Hawks vs. Doves
Posted: 18 Apr 2024, 11:37 am 

Replies: 2
Views: 394

Hawks vs. Doves? I think Vultures vs. Turkeys is more fitting for politics.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z

Posted: 18 Apr 2024, 11:05 am 

Replies: 11
Views: 471

Help! The human's about to escape!
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

*Gasp* He can talk!

He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk he can talk...


 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Should people be sent to jail for peeing in the pool?

Posted: 17 Apr 2024, 9:41 pm 

Replies: 37
Views: 823

If people apparently pee in pools, how come you can't go in a pool if you're on your period unless you have a tampon? Because society sees urinating as a normal and healthy thing the human body does, but not bleeding. Even if it's period blood. ESPECIALLY if it's period blood. So many guys will pla...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What's the last weirdest dream you had?

Posted: 17 Apr 2024, 1:36 pm 

Replies: 3,990
Views: 171,257

I've been having a lot of dreams lately of traveling back in time to the 80s or the 70s, probably because the present time is so awful and I'm really really afraid of getting older and the BIG M. Last night I dreamed that I traveled back in time to when I was nine years old. and I became nine years ...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: False Dx: Up to 70% of dx'd may not actually be autistic?

Posted: 17 Apr 2024, 1:10 pm 

Replies: 86
Views: 2,394

I dunno, it wasn't that long ago when it seemed like every kid was being diagnosed with ADHD and were put on drugs with freaky side effects such as boys growing man boobies, but then they turned out not to have ADHD at all. I remember it being hilarious satire in King of the Hill, where Bobby was wr...
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