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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Got Anything Random To Say |
| old_comedywriter |
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Posted: 17 Jan 2016, 10:40 pm
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Someone once told me "If you love her, you would give her the world."
I replied "No. I'd just give her the good countries."
From "A Bloggery" by Old Comedywriter |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Anyone Else Have Bowel Problems From Stress? |
| old_comedywriter |
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Posted: 15 Jan 2016, 10:30 pm
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Replies: 34
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| All the time as a kid. My mother blamed it on eating cereal with sugar. It was stress from going to school and being bullied. Wrong again... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: 1Million Dollars Vs Lose Your Aspergers. |
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Posted: 14 Jan 2016, 10:48 pm
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IHaveAsgergers1 wrote: Which would you pick.
also before you say keep the aspergers, understand that some people with aspergers have undercover health problems.
Show me the money! |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Got Anything Random To Say |
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Posted: 14 Jan 2016, 10:22 pm
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Dillogic wrote: They lie when they say you gain special powers. I mean, when I attained the rank of Wizard I received no special wizard powers. 
I have the power of invisibility. It works best around women. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Got Anything Random To Say |
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Posted: 13 Jan 2016, 11:46 pm
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For it is written in the Great Book, Adverbs 3.14159: "Yea, verily, mightily, swiftly,
righteously, truthfully, justly - did I say swiftly - acrimoniously, and expediently."
(From "A Bloggery" by Old Comedywriter) |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Final Countdown |
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Posted: 13 Jan 2016, 10:35 pm
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Replies: 4
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| Awful song. Discuss... I'll start it off by saying it's somewhat monotonous, sung in a whiny falsetto, repetitive, and forgettable. Not quite as bad as "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers ("I know" x 27) but still awful. Post your worst songs here, or just complain about the ori... |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: The Final Countdown |
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Posted: 13 Jan 2016, 10:30 pm
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Replies: 4
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dating websites are not for males - scientific proof. |
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Posted: 13 Jan 2016, 10:15 pm
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| Good grief, not this again. I've lived this and outlived this. My wife and I are opposite body types and neurotypes from what we are and what we expected to be with. Still married for 33 years. And every time I post this type of message on a board, we get into an argument - so I'll keep it brief and... |
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Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends Topic: What does being an adult mean to you? |
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Posted: 13 Jan 2016, 10:00 pm
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Replies: 20
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| Hi, I just wanted to ask because it's been weighing on my mind for a while and I have some doubts about it. Even though I'm 25, I still don't get what being an adult is about. Well, I mean I do know that taking responsibilities and being wise is what makes you an adult, but I don't think many peopl... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: "Oh, but you don't seem like you have Asperger's..." |
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Posted: 06 Jan 2016, 11:35 pm
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Replies: 24
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| My mother: "You don't have any syndrome. You were just an average kid who liked to read newspapers at age 4." Strangely enough, my mother likely was AS herself. Her younger brother definitely was AS, but never diagnosed due to overriding schizophrenia and PTSD. That's hilarious. Yeah, ave... |
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Forum: In-Depth Adult Life Discussion Topic: Getting to know each other, Dino-style |
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Posted: 05 Jan 2016, 11:10 pm
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| All righty then...let's give this a try. If it turns out badly, at my age, it won't really matter. What is your first name? Earl Age: 56 Location: West coast USA Current perseverations: "I can't do this." (despite 37 years of continuous employment doing it successfully) When did you discov... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: "Oh, but you don't seem like you have Asperger's..." |
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Posted: 05 Jan 2016, 10:36 pm
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Replies: 24
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My mother: "You don't have any syndrome. You were just an average kid who liked to read newspapers at age 4."
Strangely enough, my mother likely was AS herself. Her younger brother definitely was AS, but never diagnosed due to overriding schizophrenia and PTSD. |
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Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc. Topic: BANNED (The Game) |
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Posted: 04 Jan 2016, 9:57 pm
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| Ishi2 - Banned for being a Panthers fan. |
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Forum: Women's Discussion Topic: Have you felt alienated/discounted by the autistic men here? |
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Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 11:25 pm
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| Not being a dick on purpose is quite often taken as proof of dishonesty and cowardice. After all, truth hurts, so, if something doesn't hurt, it can't be the truth, amirite? When I started aikido, one of my senseis was so nice that I thought that she had to be a complete fake. Nobody could possibly... |
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Forum: Art, Writing, and Music Topic: Writing song parodies |
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Posted: 12 Jan 2006, 10:24 pm
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Replies: 13
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The premiere site for song parodies: http://www.amiright.com
I've posted 18 on there, but gave up writing parodies in April of 2004 because the whole experience just wasn't meeting my expectations. |
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Forum: Art, Writing, and Music Topic: Were writers ever "laughed at" for their ideas? |
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Posted: 02 Jan 2006, 1:49 am
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Replies: 7
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| Everyone thinks they're a literary critic. Snarks are everywhere. Don't take this the wrong way, but about #3...as a certain character in South Park said, "Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!" I entered the Project Greenlight 2 contest with a screenplay I wrote, and some of the crappy reviews I got ar... |
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