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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: No one believes my obsessions... |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 24 Apr 2024, 1:07 pm
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Replies: 21 Views: 808
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As I get older and lose more hair, people have been telling me I need to be out shooting wascally wabbits. |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Do you often tell white lies about your life? |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 15 Apr 2024, 2:12 pm
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Replies: 36 Views: 1,812
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White lies are racist. Lies should be more inclusive. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Why Do Conservative Men lnsist On Making Themselves Unlovabl |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 04 Apr 2024, 9:30 pm
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Replies: 53 Views: 1,946
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Conservative women insist on making themselves unreachable.
Somehow they wind up with conservative men in sham marriages..... |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: The Bible says nothing about transgender people. |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 02 Apr 2024, 8:17 pm
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Replies: 72 Views: 2,131
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It never says in the Bible that people can't be transgender or identify as a gender different from that assigned at birth. So why do some people act like the Bible is against people being transgender? That's because people didn't think of that as an option back when the ancient politicians were wri... |
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Forum: News and Current Events Topic: Putin Admits He Invaded Ukraine "to impress Jodie Foster" |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 02 Apr 2024, 2:48 pm
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Replies: 10 Views: 1,275
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More fake news.
He was actually trying to impress Mila Kunis. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: What do you think of the Romani/Gypsy people? |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 31 Mar 2024, 7:45 pm
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Replies: 55 Views: 2,013
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They were victims of the same holocaust as the Jews during World War II. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: How would you react if you woke up in someone else's |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 30 Mar 2024, 7:09 pm
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Replies: 18 Views: 808
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If "someone else" had a hot girlfriend.....
No, seriously, that's Quantum Leap. Good TV show. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Leon's "Kill Jews" cocktail tradition hate or innocuous? |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 30 Mar 2024, 7:03 pm
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Replies: 43 Views: 1,397
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.....
600 years of trying to rewrite history so it sounds innocuous..... |
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Forum: News and Current Events Topic: We are about to be invaded. |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 30 Mar 2024, 3:00 pm
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Replies: 143 Views: 6,313
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About to be invaded?
Put them on a bus and send them back to Florida. |
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Forum: Autism Politics, Activism, and Media Representation Topic: Grotesque Human Rights Scandal Happening To Autistic People |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 25 Mar 2024, 8:10 pm
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Replies: 12 Views: 2,143
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I've heard for a long time that you can be put in jail in the UK for being autistic.
Meanwhile, non-autistic violent criminals roam the streets. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: The worst demons in Judeo-Christianity |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 22 Mar 2024, 12:04 pm
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Replies: 18 Views: 1,505
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The worst demons in Judeo-Christianity :
Fundamentalists. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Presidential running mates. |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 13 Mar 2024, 8:06 pm
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Replies: 9 Views: 443
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Vote for me. I'm not affiliated with any party. I'm never invited to parties.... |
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Forum: News and Current Events Topic: Alien Tech confirmed! |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 08 Mar 2024, 10:51 pm
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Replies: 107 Views: 3,506
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So this proves that Dragonball Z is based on fact...
RIP Akira Toriyama. |
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Forum: Politics, Philosophy, and Religion Topic: Misotheism |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 08 Mar 2024, 10:49 pm
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Replies: 26 Views: 961
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People project their problems on what they worship. "Hey, God does it, so I'm OK too!! !" And what follows is usually this: "God hates them people, so I hate them too!" |
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Forum: News and Current Events Topic: ‘Mary Poppins’ age rating increased in U.K. - language |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 03 Mar 2024, 8:47 pm
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Replies: 16 Views: 3,769
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Just overdub it with "tater tots."
Oh wait, that term is offensive to couch potatoes. Never mind..... |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Using mobile phone on the toilet |
old_comedywriter |
Posted: 01 Mar 2024, 1:01 am
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Replies: 26 Views: 3,444
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I'm typing this message on the toilet right now.
Excuse me while I flush..... |
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