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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: People don't understand me they just don't get it...? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 31 Oct 2013, 7:03 pm
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Replies: 7
Views: 139
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| Try LSD or mescaline.They're both pretty much instant instructions on how to be an NT with no effort at all. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: How you discovered masturbation |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 31 Oct 2013, 8:29 am
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Replies: 31
Views: 1,408
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| I was 9 (I was an early bloomer, had a full beard by the age of 12) and I read about it in an encyclopedia and thought "I want to try that". A few hours later after I'd hacked my parents' cable box and could see cinemax, I was cleaning off my carpet with some kleenex. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Alcohol and/or drugs? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 31 Oct 2013, 8:22 am
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Replies: 25
Views: 247
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| Alcohol works very well as a social lubricant. Unfortunately for me, I'm a huge alcoholic and am unable to use it in moderation. When it comes to other drugs, pot and mescaline are my favorite, especially in combination, sometimes with some laughing gas too (available at most kitchen supply stores a... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: good sipping alcohol. |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 11 Aug 2013, 6:56 pm
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Replies: 27
Views: 179
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| I've always had a bit of a sweet-tooth, so when I feel like having some sippin' booze or when I get a severe cough, I usually get Southern Comfort. It's a grain alcohol based liqueur impregnated with a number of fruits and spices. I read a few years back that there was a version of it made with real... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Masturbation and inflammatory processes |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 29 Jul 2013, 12:09 pm
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Replies: 4
Views: 173
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| Sounds to me like you aren't masturbating enough. |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: When *don't* you stim? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 29 Jul 2013, 11:53 am
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Replies: 24
Views: 2,771
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| I don't ever stim, these days. I used to clobber myself in the side of the head when I got stressed because I felt like people were staring at me. I stopped when I realized that made them actually stare more or begin staring in the first place. I suppose I'll shake a leg up and down every now and th... |
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Forum: General Autism Discussion Topic: Is "Aspie" a weird word for you? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 29 Jul 2013, 11:49 am
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Replies: 43
Views: 3,044
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| I prefer to refer to non-autistic people as "normals", and everyone else as just people. |
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Forum: Art, Writing, and Music Topic: what are you listening to THIS VERY SECOND? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 29 Jul 2013, 11:42 am
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Replies: 67,530
Views: 2,792,650
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| The sound of my computer's exhaust fan choking on dust and the click of my fingers against a computer keyboard, accompanied by the gentle effervescent bubbling of the glass of sparkling wine sitting on my desk. |
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Forum: Art, Writing, and Music Topic: Creative Inspiration |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 29 Jul 2013, 11:39 am
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Replies: 8
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| Do drugs count as inside or outside? Because drugs are usually what inspire me to get off my arse and write/compose something. It always feels like it's coming from outside, like I'm channeling the work of some long dead person that's way more creative than me. That feeling is probably a result of t... |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Encyclodpedia Drammatica Offended! |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 29 Jul 2013, 11:18 am
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Replies: 19
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| lol I came here straight from ED. It's a funny site for people with almost no moral compass, like myself. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Masturbation and inflammatory processes |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 15 Jul 2013, 7:47 pm
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Replies: 4
Views: 173
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| There is no research on the subject because none is necessary. Masturbation does not cure/treat/prevent/cause/worsen any illness. It's harmless. I feel kind of depressed that some people need to be told this in this day and age. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: What do you when your bored? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 15 Jul 2013, 7:43 pm
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Replies: 25
Views: 282
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Which female do you think has the greatest body? |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 27 Jun 2013, 9:06 am
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Replies: 20
Views: 653
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| My next door neighbor. She's stunning, and obviously has AS to boot. Also, she's rich. Now I just need to work up the courage to go over there and talk to her. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: Describe You Sex Life with a BOOK TITLE |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 27 Jun 2013, 9:04 am
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Replies: 50
Views: 703
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| Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: PENIS scratching subtle techniques. |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 26 Jun 2013, 8:19 pm
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Replies: 30
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puddingmouse wrote: Itchy a***hole is the tricky one to solve.
Shaving (or at least clipping short) + talcum powder works pretty well. |
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Forum: Adult Autism Issues Topic: PENIS scratching subtle techniques. |
| Buttoneater |
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Posted: 26 Jun 2013, 12:14 pm
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Replies: 30
Views: 347
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Pour carbolic acid all over the affected area. Won't have an itching problem* for months.
*Or much of any other kind of sensation. |
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