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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Any ladies in the Seattle area want to hang out sometime? |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 11 Jul 2013, 11:53 pm
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We can correlate about schedules and all that stuff. Let me know.  Oh, SWM, 5' 11", 27, 200 lbs. thereabouts, working at DOMINO'S, looking for work as tutor and poss. coffee shop. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: What song are you listening to now? |
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Posted: 09 Jun 2013, 2:58 pm
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Replies: 31,563
Views: 1,655,609
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| I'm listening to a live version of Charles Mingus's "Fables Of Faubus" from The Complete Bremen Concert. I actually picked up this double CD for a steal (9.99) at the record store. Somehow I get the idea they were smoking crack when they priced it. It's probably not one of the more high profile show... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: men who won't date fat women |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 09 Jun 2013, 2:37 am
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Replies: 323
Views: 32,138
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| Yeah, I don't get the guys who don't swing a little chub on the side every now and now. There's nothing wrong in being a fat f**k who f***s fat! |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 09 Jun 2013, 2:35 am
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Replies: 16
Views: 2,088
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| I just want someone to get together with me and watch The Room. *joker voice* IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Ladies, I'm taking applications starting... NOW. Oh my gosh! My boyfriend and I LOVE THE ROOM! It's the only romantic comedy we like and neither of us like romantic comedies. That's what I'm talk... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: why do atheist get married? |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 8:04 pm
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Replies: 38
Views: 2,729
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Why do atheists get married?
Because everybody in life is entitled to have to say the phrase "I think I just made a huge mistake" at least once. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 7:15 pm
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Replies: 16
Views: 2,088
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| I honestly don't care if she associates me with Tommy Wiseau or not. Look at the doofus explaining the significance of spoons in his movie for god's sakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ6mdxbCHI0 What I'm saying is obviously we would be watching the movie like any other person watching this movie... |
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Forum: Getting to know each other Topic: Hi! New Aspergirl here... |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 2:30 pm
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Replies: 19
Views: 1,609
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| Hello to both of you. And to everyone that keeps posting here! I think it's funny and cute how people keep welcoming, though I've already been here for a week. :lol: Oh, it's just going to keep on coming, baby! It's like a freight train that just can't stop... or go under 50. Speed 3: Arriving On T... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: She is superman, I am kryptonite |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 2:21 pm
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Replies: 23
Views: 2,075
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| Well, if you want to get back on topic, I think I solved the issue. Last time I went to work I just acted like the event never happened, said stuff like "How's it going?" and even got a little roistered by her. At the end of the night she and her pal (a dude) got off work and I said, "You two have a... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013, 2:18 pm
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Replies: 16
Views: 2,088
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| No, and no. A girl to watch a movie with is a fine thing in life. Watching movies with girls is more fun than watching movies with guys. Besides, it's not just any movie, it's The Room. Why the hell not? What, you ladies don't think movie watching is good unless there's sex involved afterwards, or e... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 6:12 pm
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Replies: 16
Views: 2,088
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| Let's get a round of applause, please, for the three unbearable sex scenes Tommy Wiseau filmed of himself. At least it's three in my memory. My brain might be using "memory antibodies" to reject The Room, but I'm fighting my biology to keep it. Because it's worth it! |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 4:26 pm
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Replies: 16
Views: 2,088
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| That son of a b***h told me I would get it within 3 months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they treat me and I don't care anymore. And they are using me. And I am the fool. |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 2:54 pm
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Replies: 16
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| Lisa is looking hot today! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvuwldnG7c0 Here's a video that claims to point out everything wrong with the film in under 8 minutes. I don't believe they succeeded, though. They only scratched the surface. Really, you need multiple commentaries by critics and film-makers ... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 1:01 pm
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Replies: 16
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| From Wikipedia. Worst movie ever! Johnny is a successful banker who lives in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. They share an intense relationship characterized by constant, passionate lovemaking. Despite this idyllic existence, Lisa has inexplicably become dissatisfied with her life,... |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: I don't want a girlfriend... |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 2:05 am
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Replies: 16
Views: 2,088
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| I just want someone to get together with me and watch The Room. *joker voice* IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Ladies, I'm taking applications starting... NOW. |
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Forum: Random Discussion Topic: Got Anything Random To Say |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 2:03 am
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Replies: 120,248
Views: 4,108,243
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| You're TEARING us apart, Lisa! (Okay this is becoming not so random, but the movie itself is so beautifully random it should still count. All of it needs to be preserved at least somewhere on the internet.) |
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Forum: Love and Dating Topic: Dezoned |
| Salmondaze |
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Posted: 05 Jun 2013, 1:03 am
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Replies: 11
Views: 1,182
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| I've had women delete me from facebook for asking about their height, I've had women I thought deleted me from facebook but either didn't (or at least most likely didn't) and turned up again on my list or had their profile deleted probably because they were being sh***y and pugnacious on facebook. T... |
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