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 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What did you do today?

 Post subject: Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Today, 12:48 pm 

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Bought sunflower seeds for the chipmunks and birds around my house.
Came home and did not open the sunflower seeds, but mowed my backyard. It still needs weeding, but I was drenched in sweat so I came inside to type stuff in the WrongPlanet forum and watch Professor T.
Ate a Nestle Drumstick as well.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Wrong Answers Only

 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answers Only
Posted: Today, 12:40 pm 

Replies: 5,966
Views: 181,734


What's the difference between Washington, D.C. and Walla Walla, Washington? Washington, D.C. is a place where politicians have one of two points of view and never seem to change. Walla Walla, Washington, as he appears in the Washington, D.C. phonebook, or as his ex-wife knows him Washington Walla W...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post a random truth (about yourself)

Posted: Today, 12:20 pm 

Replies: 21,544
Views: 1,294,041


I'm a man, and I do not shave everyday. Nor can I grow a proper beard. Nor does my partial growth look cool and rugged like on television (looking at you Homer Simpson). I only shave after I shower and if I'm going somewhere like the store. This works for me because I'm retired and I don't see anyon...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What's the weather like RIGHT NOW?!

Posted: Today, 12:10 pm 

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Views: 135,017


74°F/23°C

Very pleasant, and I feel a bit guilty about that, because it is not pleasant elsewhere. :(

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Last thing ya bought?

 Post subject: Re: Last thing ya bought?
Posted: Today, 12:05 pm 

Replies: 6,957
Views: 317,627


Sunflower seeds for a chipmunk

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post a blatant lie

 Post subject: Re: Post a blatant lie
Posted: Today, 12:01 pm 

Replies: 19,431
Views: 861,723


When we tell children to go wee in the toilet, they believe it is something fun. They laugh so hard that they more often than not miss the bowl completely. This gets the parent angry, and the children start holding it in and then wet the bed. That's what Freud said.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you LAUGH today!

Posted: Today, 11:40 am 

Replies: 931
Views: 157,643


CapedOwl wrote:
John Cleese posts about Trump:
https://layer8.space/@crk5/114872459048254271

Funny!

This made me laugh! :lol:

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What's on your mind right now?

Posted: Today, 10:22 am 

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Views: 1,594,056


I have a chipmunk chirping at/by my front door, loudly, and I don't have any food for it. I had been buying HUGE bags of sunflower seeds for them for the past five years. The squirrels, and the birds share it as well. Possibly the postman too, if he was REALLY hungry, like this chirping chipmunk is....

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Wrong Answers Only

 Post subject: Re: Wrong Answers Only
Posted: Today, 10:03 am 

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https://hosting.photobucket.com/21a73d8b-9c18-488d-8e9f-d1245c09b2b0/52c31dc4-0040-467c-a300-a9e7c92182a6.jpg Why can't we call ducks, geese, and swans Water Chickens? Because they have tiny brains and are all insulted by the notion they are afraid of water! Geese will squawk obscenities. Swans wil...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Which avatar suits me the best?

Posted: Today, 9:30 am 

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Views: 144


I voted for Seymour (Peamore), because I really like the picture. But as others have said, Schultz is familiar. I am reminded of when Pee Wee Herman when he was on David Letterman and David Letterman pointed out that he was going to have to dress like that forever (paraphrasing). Choosing an avatar ...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Today I Learned

 Post subject: Re: Today I Learned
Posted: Today, 9:07 am 

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I was looking at Mon Calimari figures this morning. I saw one that looked novel and still familiar. Star Wars Return Of the Jedi the Vintage Collection Rebel Pilot (Mon Calamari) Figure It was expensive. $69.99 I visited the page. Maybe I will part with my pension/social security money for it? (TEMP...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you LAUGH today!

Posted: Yesterday, 9:56 pm 

Replies: 931
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Seth Meyers (tonight's Closer Look video on YouTube)

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What did you do today?

 Post subject: Re: What did you do today?
Posted: Yesterday, 9:53 pm 

Replies: 260
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Went shopping in the morning. Mowed the curbside grass in the morning. Removed some weeds from the front yard after mowing. Mowed the rest of the front yard in the early afternoon. Fixed something to eat (late lunch). Watched A Night at the Opera, I think the first Marx Brothers film produced by Irv...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post a blatant lie

 Post subject: Re: Post a blatant lie
Posted: Yesterday, 9:41 pm 

Replies: 19,431
Views: 861,723


You can grow jellybeans in a garden. This is not a blatant lie! Jellybeans are harvested in the very early spring so the soft jellybean would be stiff or harder and not soft and pliable. Because they grow above ground, Jellybean plants need to covered in plastic wrap, so if there is an early rain, ...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What time is it now, where you are?

Posted: Yesterday, 9:32 pm 

Replies: 18,150
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July 17, 2025 @ 9:32 CDT (UTC -5)

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: Post something that made you LAUGH today!

Posted: Yesterday, 9:31 pm 

Replies: 931
Views: 157,643


Groucho Marx (and Harpo (and Chico))
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