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 Forum: Television, Film, and Video   Topic: Anyone know any funny country-ish songs?

Posted: 01 Jul 2010, 2:29 am 

Replies: 15
Views: 3,068


Prof_Pretorius wrote:
"I Like Beer" by Tom T. Hall
he also did "faster horses [-younger women, older whiskey, more money]"

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: who else likes gapes?

Posted: 01 Jul 2010, 2:13 am 

Replies: 66
Views: 966


Speaking of dicks, is it possible for a guy to stretch his dickhole enough to attempt to do a gape? it has been done, but i read that there is real risk of nerve damage doing this- a big part of the male orgasmic experience is the feeling of viscuous semen squeezing its way out through the urethra,...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: tell wp a joke

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 8:01 am 

Replies: 22
Views: 1,825


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor fe...

 Forum: School and College Life   Topic: Were you ever in special ed?

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 7:32 am 

Replies: 113
Views: 16,040


Well at least the special ed people were nicer. i wish that were the case when i was in school, back in the stoned age. they seemed to believe that i just needed to be "incentivised" to get up to the speed of the rest of the class, and one of their "incentives" was to bar me from eating lunch with ...

 Forum: School and College Life   Topic: Were you ever in special ed?

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 7:27 am 

Replies: 113
Views: 16,040


what's ESL? ESL= E nglish [as a] S econd L anguage instruction designed to segue the non-native non-english-speaker into something closer to native english. when i was in army basic training, there were several recruits from latin america who were teamed-up with a latin-american-spanish-speaking dr...

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: I'm going to Frankfurt, Germany!

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 7:20 am 

Replies: 28
Views: 2,015


CaptainTrips222 wrote:
Anybody from Frankfurt, Germany? Any good places to visit? I'm also going to Paris and London while I'm in Europe!


can you tell me more about your good fortune [to be able to vacation in europe]? i can at least vicariously enjoy it myself, if you tell us all more about it.

 Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends   Topic: Can Loneliness Kill You?

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 7:15 am 

Replies: 36
Views: 8,213


Loneliness will likely be my demise. i am confused here- i thought you had a gf- i am wondering why, in that case, you would be feeling lonely? wouldn't NOT having a gf make you feel lonelier? i know that if i had been able to snag a mate, that i wouldn't have been so lonely for so many decades.

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: "The Alien in Me" from youtube

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 7:05 am 

Replies: 1
Views: 510


i really like her art.

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: who here likes DEEP BASS?

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 6:58 am 

Replies: 53
Views: 7,138


i love the deep bass of military ordnance- cannons, antitank weapons and the like. i made a CD of cannon shots, space shuttle rumbles, trains and such. i also love the deep, reverberating BOOOOMM!! ! s of the fireworks up close. [but the home-user fireworks-stand fireworks just make irritating pops,...

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: Recommend me depressing instrumental tracks in minor key plz

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 6:51 am 

Replies: 15
Views: 3,787


sorry but i've never heard any music along the lines of what the hatikva was about. the closest i've heard was some downtempo klezmer. anyways, i thought the most depressing melody i've heard, was the funeral march for queen mary, which was adapted by wendy carlos into the theme for "a clockwork ora...

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: What kind of music do you like?

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 6:47 am 

Replies: 69
Views: 9,540


selected greatest hits from the dawn of musical man up until the early 80s- then a song here and there. but NO RAP OR HIPHOP!! !

 Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.   Topic: Tell a joke!

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 4:39 am 

Replies: 305
Views: 28,478


What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? (He desserts you.) A shoe...

 Forum: Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.   Topic: Game: Make a meaningful acronym

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 4:34 am 

Replies: 289
Views: 25,306


I'm

Approaching
Major

Tediousness
Increasing
Rapidly
Encouraging
Dawdling

 Forum: Social Skills and Making Friends   Topic: Can Loneliness Kill You?

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 3:53 am 

Replies: 36
Views: 8,213


My dad says loneliness can kill me, is it true? I am often lonely. it doesn't have to kill you. just the same, if decades have elapsed and you are still not enjoying life for whatever reason [including loneliness], and the situation detracting from your enjoyment of life is intractible, then there ...

 Forum: Getting to know each other   Topic: New here. My story.

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 3:45 am 

Replies: 10
Views: 1,351


hello, Southpawcannon :)
from your description, i'd have to say you are still higher-functioning than me. IOW your problems are surmountable, IMHO.

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: A little info/perspective on voices and images if interested

Posted: 30 Jun 2010, 3:39 am 

Replies: 1
Views: 471


hello, Chrishendrik :) the most liberating thing for me, was the discovery that the average human brain can only hold in working memory, just ONE discrete thought, at any one moment. with this in mind, I can quiet the various neural garbage thoughts simply by overriding them with a replacement thoug...
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