12 Jul 2015, 2:04 am
mr_bigmouth_502
Veteran
Joined: 12 Dec 2013
Age: 32
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 7,028
Location: Alberta, Canada
12 Jul 2015, 5:32 am
12 Jul 2015, 12:47 pm
Anything that makes a sudden, unexpected noise indicating I should stop what I am doing and respond to it. Specifically:
- Telephone ringers of any type
- Email or text notification beeps.
I keep all of them turned off. I will bloody well check for messages when I bloody well feel like it, thank you very much. (Petulantly crosses arms and stomps foot) 
15 Jul 2015, 7:55 pm
I didn't give computers screens, usually I agree with you but I like my car's shuffle function on its' CD player...
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rocketman99
Butterfly
Joined: 28 Jul 2015
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Posts: 17
Location: Apartment A305, Astronaut Complex, Kerbal Space Center, Kerbin
28 Jul 2015, 5:30 pm
-soap dispensers that shoot directly into your face
-spoons that deflect all the water at you when you rinse them
-iphone screens that blind you when you have to answer a call in the middle of the night
-TV remotes that have everything you could ever need… EXCEPT A POWER BUTTON!
-"science" shows that are just tragic stories of drug addicts mixed with a couple computer diagrams
-food channels that have one actual cooking show in the morning, and then food-themed game shows for the rest of the day
-keyboards that are easy to get crumbs stuck in, but impossible to get them out.
-frozen food
-pull tab cans that don't open, and let the tab come right off 
