naturalplastic wrote:
"the finest Swedish leeches".
Of course, we just call them "leeches", but yes, being certifiably Swedish means a leech is at least 37% better by volume than a lesser southern specimen.
Interesting evolutionary twist: we have very few venomous animals, but plenty of animals that suck blood. Instead of animals that put stuff in your blood, we get animals that just want your blood out of you.
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I'm bored out of my skull, let's play a different game. Let's pay a visit down below and cast the world in flame.