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29 Mar 2010, 10:58 am

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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.


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30 Mar 2010, 12:22 am

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"


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30 Mar 2010, 7:45 am

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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"


I don't get it.

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30 Mar 2010, 8:45 am

Man leaves his cabin to go bear hunting. He starts out by heading due north, then goes due west where he finds and kills a bear. He then heads due east back to his cabin.

What color is the bear?

White.... He killed a polar bear cause he's at the north pole.


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30 Mar 2010, 3:22 pm

You can't go north from the north pole...



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30 Mar 2010, 4:53 pm

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You can't go north from the north pole...


Yes, for the joke to work he would need to go due south, then east then north and be back where he started. Or South, then west then north.


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31 Mar 2010, 8:40 am

TallyMan wrote:
justMax wrote:
You can't go north from the north pole...


Yes, for the joke to work he would need to go due south, then east then north and be back where he started. Or South, then west then north.

No. The wording is only slightly off. The deduction is correct - that the bear is white. The elaboration, that the hunter was AT the north pole, is inaccurate. It should say that he was NEAR the north pole.

In fact, he was at any distance of the form A/2+B/((2n+1)π) from the pole, where A is the distance he travelled in a straight line after setting off due north, B is the distance he travelled always due eastwards and n is the number of times he passed his cabin before stopping.

You can also throw in a few circumnavigations of the globe, through both poles... but that would be rather unlikely.


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31 Mar 2010, 8:44 am

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A/2+B/((2n+1)π) from the pole


I think that by the time a stand up comedian reached that level of elaboration his audience would be staring at him open mouthed ... shortly before booing him off stage. :lol:


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31 Mar 2010, 2:13 pm

Q: How many engineers does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: No one knows, they're still redesigning the bulb.

Its been confirmed why religious people refuse to use graphing calculators . . . the Sin button.



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31 Mar 2010, 2:32 pm

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Its been confirmed why religious people refuse to use graphing calculators . . . the Sin button.


Going off at a tangent I thought the root of it was cos they preferred pi


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31 Mar 2010, 3:22 pm

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Going off at a tangent I thought the root of it was cos they preferred pi


Even though Mark Twain said something like "the pun is the lowest form of humor," I tend to think puns come in various degrees. I like your sense of humor, TallyMan :D



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09 Apr 2010, 4:33 pm

I just thought of one:

How does a cosmologist get invited to more parties?

He broadens his event horizon.

And Mark Twain can kiss my proverbial.


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10 Apr 2010, 10:15 am

TallyMan wrote:
justMax wrote:
You can't go north from the north pole...


Yes, for the joke to work he would need to go due south, then east then north and be back where he started. Or South, then west then north.


Doh yes......

There are reasons I get lost :wink:


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10 Apr 2010, 10:17 am

lau wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
justMax wrote:
You can't go north from the north pole...


Yes, for the joke to work he would need to go due south, then east then north and be back where he started. Or South, then west then north.

No. The wording is only slightly off. The deduction is correct - that the bear is white. The elaboration, that the hunter was AT the north pole, is inaccurate. It should say that he was NEAR the north pole.

In fact, he was at any distance of the form A/2+B/((2n+1)π) from the pole, where A is the distance he travelled in a straight line after setting off due north, B is the distance he travelled always due eastwards and n is the number of times he passed his cabin before stopping.

You can also throw in a few circumnavigations of the globe, through both poles... but that would be rather unlikely.


This is true too. He's in the area :wink:

Still, I liked this riddle :D


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10 Apr 2010, 11:38 am

lau wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
justMax wrote:
You can't go north from the north pole...


Yes, for the joke to work he would need to go due south, then east then north and be back where he started. Or South, then west then north.

No. The wording is only slightly off. The deduction is correct - that the bear is white. The elaboration, that the hunter was AT the north pole, is inaccurate. It should say that he was NEAR the north pole.

In fact, he was at any distance of the form A/2+B/((2n+1)π) from the pole, where A is the distance he travelled in a straight line after setting off due north, B is the distance he travelled always due eastwards and n is the number of times he passed his cabin before stopping.

You can also throw in a few circumnavigations of the globe, through both poles... but that would be rather unlikely.


Luv it! That is such an Aspergarian Response.

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10 Apr 2010, 6:15 pm

DenvrDave wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Going off at a tangent I thought the root of it was cos they preferred pi


Even though Mark Twain said something like "the pun is the lowest form of humor," I tend to think puns come in various degrees. I like your sense of humor, TallyMan :D


That's quite punny, if you ask me :D


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