I HATE YOU MOCKING BIRD! LET ME SLEEP!

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04 Jul 2010, 2:11 am

It's f***cking 1 am and there seems to be a mocking bird outside my house, making like 50 different sounds, car alarms, building alarms, other birds, you name it...

:evil:
gotta go grab my shotgun :evil:

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04 Jul 2010, 2:17 am

Yeah, in a few minutes you'll go back to sleep and be woken by the sound of shotguns! Haha.

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04 Jul 2010, 2:37 am

* 1:35 am:
Still can't find my shotgun :evil:

(tbh I'm awake doing some reading, but still it's annoying)

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04 Jul 2010, 2:49 am

computerlove wrote:

It's f***cking 1 am and there seems to be a mocking bird outside my house, making like 50 different sounds, car alarms, building alarms, other birds, you name it...

:evil:

gotta go grab my shotgun :evil:

I love those birds.

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04 Jul 2010, 2:50 am

Chronos wrote:

computerlove wrote:

It's f***cking 1 am and there seems to be a mocking bird outside my house, making like 50 different sounds, car alarms, building alarms, other birds, you name it...

:evil:

gotta go grab my shotgun :evil:

I love those birds.

I'd love them to live somewhere else!

(glad we dont have them here)

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04 Jul 2010, 2:56 am

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sad we dont have them here

What's your address? Still living two blocks from that Wal-Mart at St. John's? :twisted:

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04 Jul 2010, 3:00 am

computerlove wrote:

Fuzzy wrote:

sad we dont have them here

What's your address? Still living two blocks from that Wal-Mart at St. John's? :twisted:

No, see, we have Canadian Tire as the equivalent of the American Wal-Mart.

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04 Jul 2010, 8:33 am

I actually taught one of those bastard birds my car alarm, so I suppose that's a bit of win. Hope you don't live near me!

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04 Jul 2010, 8:52 am

HAHAHA god I love the movie "Failure to Launch", especially the mockingbird scene where Zooey Deschanel's character shoots it with a BB gun then feels really bad for it and stuff. This whole thread just simply reminded me of it so much I could not help but point out that scene.

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04 Jul 2010, 9:32 am

* 2:35 am, I went to sleep, the bird still singing

*8:00 am, the bird is (still?!) singing
I'm out to the grocery store and get a haircut too

Fuzzy wrote:

computerlove wrote:

Fuzzy wrote:

sad we dont have them here

What's your address? Still living two blocks from that Wal-Mart at St. John's? :twisted:

No, see, we have Canadian Tire as the equivalent of the American Wal-Mart.

*Visits canadian-tire web site*
Holy s**it, that's the ugliest logo I've evar seen in my whole life!

(I still got your adreess) :twisted:

kip wrote:

I actually taught one of those bastard birds my car alarm, so I suppose that's a bit of win. Hope you don't live near me!

! !! Damn you Kip!
I'm gonna visit you too :twisted:

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04 Jul 2010, 10:47 am

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Holy s**it, that's the ugliest logo I've evar seen in my whole life!

You sir, are fully qualified to say that. I appoint you, as king of Canada, to redesign it. Imagine the loot you would be paid for a job like that?

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08 Jul 2010, 10:47 pm

Fuzzy wrote:

computerlove wrote:

Holy s**it, that's the ugliest logo I've evar seen in my whole life!

You sir, are fully qualified to say that. I appoint you, as king of Canada, to redesign it. Imagine the loot you would be paid for a job like that?

Thanks thy majesty, I't be an honour
My services are expensive btw...

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09 Jul 2010, 1:34 am

computerlove wrote:

Fuzzy wrote:

computerlove wrote:

Holy s**it, that's the ugliest logo I've evar seen in my whole life!

You sir, are fully qualified to say that. I appoint you, as king of Canada, to redesign it. Imagine the loot you would be paid for a job like that?

Thanks thy majesty, I't be an honour
My services are expensive btw...

That is expected of high class prostitutes like you.

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10 Jul 2010, 8:48 am

At least I get paid, your mom on the other case...

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12 Jul 2010, 9:04 am

Fuzzy wrote:

Yeah, in a few minutes you'll go back to sleep and be woken by the sound of shotguns! Haha.

That made me laugh. :lol:

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14 Jul 2010, 3:15 am

Ever seen that movie Failure to Launch? lol.

Mockingbirds suck. Im sorry, and why is a bird awake at 1 am?

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