Where is a safe place to land

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Aspialyan
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12 May 2015, 7:20 pm

Had a few near misses in Europe. Just want to know if there is a safe place to land our craft without too much notice..
UK and Russian forests seem good places.. need to land to safely recharge ... just need to be within 100m of HV overhead pylon power line... spasiba, thank you... gracious

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12 May 2015, 7:43 pm

Russian forests? I don't recommend it. Those guys don't like strange aircraft. You will probably be shot at by Kazakhstani anti aircraft missiles.

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12 May 2015, 7:52 pm

Look, I know the perfect, isolated cornfield nearby that be a perfect landing spot for your craft. But before I send the coordinates. I need something in return. I'm short a few FGs of Creglite for the Lechershite I'm constructing. If you agree to supply with that, we can talk.

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Aspialyan
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12 May 2015, 7:57 pm

They wont do that. I think they know we are about... Russia are actually peaceful but need a buffer zone... Europe in turmoil... USA just against everything... ;-) where do you suggest... need to land in 12 hours.. currently over northern Europe..

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13 May 2015, 12:43 am

If it's anywhere in Russia, your craft will be on multiple dashcams... So if you don't want publicity, this may not be the best way.

Aspialyan
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13 May 2015, 5:24 pm

On sand bank in north sea... the craft can defend itself..not seen on radar or sonar

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13 May 2015, 6:30 pm

WTF?

What kinda "craft" do you have?

Is this a drone, or are you IN the craft?

Is it a balloon?

Aspialyan
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13 May 2015, 7:19 pm

Molecular craft

It is OK on sandbank, cant be seen but will instantly launch itself if a solid movement comes near...such is a strange planet you have here ...

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13 May 2015, 9:28 pm

Did I accidentally stumble into /r/SeventhWorldProblems here?

Request you set course for island of Tuvalu approximately 7500 km southeast of present location once refueling operations complete. Marooned friendly requesting extraction.

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14 May 2015, 8:03 am

I like this concept:

Assimilate or Quarantine??? #SeventhWorldProblems

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14 May 2015, 3:31 pm

Aspialyan wrote:

Avoid the MENA unless you don't mind force conversion.

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14 May 2015, 8:22 pm

Stop mutilating our cattle will you?

And stop vandalizing our farmers' fields with your gang graffitti!

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15 May 2015, 2:56 am

Here :twisted:

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15 May 2015, 1:42 pm

Adamantium wrote:

I like this concept:

Assimilate or Quarantine??? #SeventhWorldProblems

[STATUS:unnecessary] to [ACTION:assimilate]. [SUBJECT:you] are [STATUS:safe]. The [OBJECT:machine] will not [ACTION:quarantine] [SUBJECT:you]. [ACTION:take] the [OBJECT:medicine]. The [OBJECT:machine] will [ACTION:guide] [SUBJECT:you] [LOCATION:home]

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15 May 2015, 1:44 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Stop mutilating our cattle will you?

And stop vandalizing our farmers' fields with your gang graffitti!

Crop circles are false-flag operations intended to stir up anti-extraterrestrial sentiment. Thanks for buying into the propaganda.

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15 May 2015, 1:48 pm

What the hell is this thread

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