When Noah landed his boat, he told all the animals to "go forth and multiply".
A few weeks later he was doing the rounds and noticed that the mr and mrs snake weren't complying.
He inquired why? They replied "We can't we're adders!"
So anyway another month or so passed and Noah met the snakes again, with a brood of snakelings in tow...
What happened he asked, they replied "We discovered logs!"
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I reckon they got it wrong, and it's the NTs who don't appreciate what life's all about