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18 Dec 2017, 3:15 pm

!False, it's funny because it's true.


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18 Dec 2017, 4:00 pm

Why do programmers take so long to wash their hair?

Because the algorithm on the shampoo bottle is:
Wash
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18 Dec 2017, 4:52 pm

All God's children got algorithm.

(That was supposedly generated by a computer program years ago!)



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18 Dec 2017, 5:33 pm

iOS



LOL


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19 Dec 2017, 6:25 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


I don't get it.



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19 Dec 2017, 7:11 am

kokopelli wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


I don't get it.


She's saying that IOS itself is a joke, obs an android fan :P



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19 Dec 2017, 7:14 am

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19 Dec 2017, 7:16 am

AntisocialButterfly wrote:
kokopelli wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


I don't get it.


She's saying that IOS itself is a joke, obs an android fan :P


I prefer an android and use one, but I wouldn't call iOS a joke by any means. It does what it is supposed to do.



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19 Dec 2017, 7:44 am

AntisocialButterfly wrote:
kokopelli wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


I don't get it.


She's saying that IOS itself is a joke, obs an android fan :P


She's not wrong ya know.


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19 Dec 2017, 11:30 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


As an iOS user I can agree.


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20 Dec 2017, 1:36 am

nerdynoob wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


As an iOS user I can agree.


Makes me glad I don't own an iOS device. What are the main complaints about iOS?


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20 Dec 2017, 9:34 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:
nerdynoob wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


As an iOS user I can agree.


Makes me glad I don't own an iOS device. What are the main complaints about iOS?


My main complaints with it right now is it seems to either ignore input or just flat out freeze.


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22 Dec 2017, 7:26 pm

"The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit"


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23 Dec 2017, 3:37 pm

Oldie but still a goodie:
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.



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23 Dec 2017, 8:29 pm

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24 Dec 2017, 11:37 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:
AntisocialButterfly wrote:
kokopelli wrote:
Kiprobalhato wrote:
iOS



LOL


I don't get it.


She's saying that IOS itself is a joke, obs an android fan :P


She's not wrong ya know.
She?


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