I still love Animaniacs a lot as the show is even more interesting now that I know more of the shows referenced on it as well as a lot of the subtle humor that I missed when I was younger
Selected Quotes from the Animaniacs:
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Yakko Warner: We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".
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Yakko: We'd love to stay here and count our brain cells as they die one-by-one.
Dot: But we can't.
Wakko: I think we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny
Dot: Nice decorating! Let me guess - Satan?
Miss Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the nineteenth century?
Dot: They're all dead.
Miss Flamiel: No no no!
Dot: All right. They're all living.
Miss Flamiel: No no no!
Yakko Warner: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
Yakko: Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me.
Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment.
Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?
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Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this?
Ivan Bloski: A vomit bag.
Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
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Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed.
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Brain: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
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Pinky: Egad. You astound me, Brain.
Brain: That's a simple task, Pinky.
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Pinky: Whatcha doin' over there, Brain?
Brain: Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky.
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Slappy: The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure.
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Slappy: Look, have I ever lied to you before?
Skippy: You said keno is legal in Burbank.
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Brain: I am not devoid of humor.
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Brain: I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.
Satan: Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties.
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Hello Nurse: How come I always get the booby prize?
Dot: I'm not touching that one!